glocking my cock

Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.

Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. 🔫

by Cape Horn November 9, 2018

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025

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by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

Glock Gang

a bunch of wannabe gangsters who play GTA all day of they life and pretend they hard

"You seen those glock gang kids around, such losers am I right?"

by JoeMamaSussyBallsFortniteLover June 22, 2021

Glock pistol

Child soldiers killer more prolific and dangerous than a AK 47

I don't want another Glock pistol pointed at my head.

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022

bisexual glock

"I've got a bisexual glock" meaning the owner of the gun will shoot both men and women. Their gun goes both ways ... so to speak.

New Jersey rapper BBG Steppaa has a record named "Bisexual Glock"

"My glock is bisexual, it goes both ways."

Bisexual Glock: This means that the gun does not discriminate where it's bullets land based off of gender.

by Sleezy Smokealot May 15, 2024

Glock lover

They feel like there 50% aluminum and 50% polymer brick is the best on the market when you can't hit anything with it. They always bash 1911s even though there handgun is obviously inferior to todays market

That fags a glock lover.

by Bashin May 21, 2019