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Global warmer

Someone who farts so much, their contribution to greenhouse gas raises the average temperature of Earth.
Gavin ate chili. He's going to be a global warmer for two days.
by Ham So Low November 4, 2022
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global strike

The big protest week (or day) for the pro-Palestinians on the X (formerly Twitter) platform. Called out by Palestinians. It is not only about Palestine, but also for other countries experiencing genocide such as Sudan and Congo.

The most common rule of a global strike is to prevent talking about anything not related to the genocide (or "interests").
Sane person: "I don't want to participate in a global strike."
Insane pro-Palestinian: "How dare you! Don't stop talking about Palestine, your silence is complicit."
Sane person: "You guys act like the GoAnimate counterpart of Boris from Caillou."
by Itz KittyPinkiez June 21, 2024
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Global Visual

Reyster Yton, the multitalented Filipino idol, has been given the title "Global Visual" by Dispatch and his fans.

He earned this title because of his mesmerizing visuals and commanding stage presence. People who have seen him in person say he looks unreal and captivating

He is a member of rthe global pop group, HORI7ON. It is a group that formed through ABS-CBN's idol reality-survival show Dream Maker
Who is the Global Visual? It's none other than Reyster!

The Global Visual has arrived! Let's say hello to Reyster.

Reyster looks stunning! He is, indeed, a Global Visual.
by smirking cat March 18, 2023
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Semi-Global

Scaling your business or service outside your country but only in First world countries.
Guy1 -"I want to go semi-global."
Guy2- "Sure, UK is a better start."
by stopNlearn August 18, 2015
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global warming conspiracist

Someone who calls themselves a climate change activist, and believes the world is ending all because of a ridiculous idea Al Gore came up with to scare and control the masses using fake data from paid scientific actors. People knew about this when it started, so nobody is falling for it unless they are sincerely foolish. Any real scientist knows it’s a scam and conspiracy.
A Global warming conspiracist tried to convince me the air is going to destroy the planet because I drive to work every day and the earth is flat and so on and whatever else conspiracy theorists come up with.
by Petdragon December 28, 2022
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Globally Retarded

Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.
"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."

"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"

"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
by sexy hexy II March 4, 2023
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ThisWay Global

ThisWay provides employers and HR tech companies with recruiting technology to deliver diversity, sourcing and matching of people to open jobs.
ThisWay Global
by ThisWay Global December 11, 2021
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