by fuban June 15, 2015
Someone you send your female significant other to have a good time with while you sit at home thinking about college boys as a ""man" in your forties.""
by Joey Clause April 20, 2022
Your mother was so intoxicated last night that she received a three hole punch and an Alaskan mouth warmer from your brother and sister. The last time I saw her do that, she had been smoking "The bomb from Vietnam" I guess Martin Luther King Jr. day will never be the same for you again.
by Dr J G July 15, 2009
That's probably the stuff your children eat from the ground every year after Santa passes your house.
Child: "Daddy look! Santa's reindeer dropped some chocolate for me!"
Father: "Well Son, that's what we call poop from the sky."
Father: "Well Son, that's what we call poop from the sky."
by Santa's Little Helper! December 18, 2011
You could say someone graduated from McDonald’s when he looks and sounds very expert about a topic he is talking about as if he mastered it, even though he cannot back it up.
- Dips are absolutely the worst chest exercise!! They are good at working triceps and lower chest but not the upper chest. Avoid it!!
-Bro graduated from McDonald’s university
-Bro graduated from McDonald’s university
by Tony The Beast May 21, 2023
white nig-ht Omg Ingenuous Lol. abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz head ahh!! boiii freaking cracker hahaha jake from woozworld.
by hawhaw so hilar December 15, 2018
To perform your job properly or at a higher level, because your boss is now watching you. Derived from the rule that a waiter is suppose to serve a plate to a diner from the diner's left and remove it from the right. But this procedure is often neglected.
When my boss came into my office to listen to my sales calls, I knew I had better start serving from the left.
by Vegasgirl72 July 21, 2009