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Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall

Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011
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1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect

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pumpkin vine

I'm so drunk I can't get it up can I pumpkin vine it.
by jamesxjawbreaker April 17, 2008
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Vine

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Pea Vine

a plant from Plants vs. Zombies 2 which not only shoots peas at Zombies just like a Peashooter, but also buffs Appease-mint family plants that are on top of it but also applies that buff onto Pea Vine himself (because he does the same damage as a Peashooter in general).
"Pea Vine is really broken because you can practically God Boost a plant like Threepeater which is just busted in general, and it also defends the lane which Pea Vine is on."
by Otheruser325 April 2, 2023
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Vine and Lee‘d

When you go to the hairdresser and come out looking more right wing than before. just wrong. scalped often
„Oh they vine and lee‘d him, you have to sue“
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Vine

The holy place where multiple funny things were made, before it died out and was replaced with tik tok. Also known as the thing that brought magical people like Thomas Sanders and Daz Black to the internet.
Person 1 : What's Vine?

Person 2 : How dare you not know what it is! It is a magical place for Icons you monster!

Person 1 : ....Oh.
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