Australian descriptive metaphor.
The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.
The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.
The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011
Get the Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wallmug. by the blu ever!!! January 5, 2023
Get the 1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effectmug. 
The outcome of mutually masturbating a female while she is menstruating. The residue that collects on your fingers appears like the popular licorice "Red Vines".
by laloman October 23, 2011
Get the Red Vinedmug. To smother someone/something by wrapping tightly around them/it, like vines strangling a tree slowly as they climb.
Vine up: Watch out, Jesse's gonna vine you up like she did Sonia before they got out untethered by kids and unsmothered by marriage.
Or,
He vined up that tree like English ivy, promotion after promotion, until he sucked the life out of his employees, once interns like himself, now his corporate bitches.
Or,
Fuck this noise. I'm out before I get vined.
Or,
He vined up that tree like English ivy, promotion after promotion, until he sucked the life out of his employees, once interns like himself, now his corporate bitches.
Or,
Fuck this noise. I'm out before I get vined.
by chickenchickenbawk January 8, 2017
Get the vine upmug. Dad: “what are these vine’s everyone’s talking about? I don’t see no grapes 🍇 growing out of your iPhone 📱 I thought it was an apple 🍎! 🤣
No one :
No one :
by Lucky Bradley January 27, 2020
Get the Vinemug. by Literate 'merican Stoner July 7, 2016
Get the Climbing the vinemug.