doll fight

Two girls running chest first into each other. Once they fall to the ground they flail around until one of them picks themselves back up and then punches the other in the throat.

“I once saw two girls get into a doll fight. It was totally epic. They barely survived.”

by bsquaredforlyfe December 16, 2017

Dagger fight

An event where two women expose their breasts and swipe their hard nipples against one another’s.

Person 1: Did you see Olivia and Izzy rub their boobs together after all those drinks last night?

Person 2: Yeah, man! Total dagger fight!

by Cody Mist July 31, 2022

Armchair Fighter

Someone who has never fought in their life but has seen combat sports and thinks they're a professional so they write comments critiquing how a fighter should fight. These kinds of basement dwellers are usually found in the YouTube comments of a boxing match, UFC match, kickboxing match, etc.

*Watches boxing match*

John: He needs a more consistent jab, better head movement & keep those hands up. He needs some better footwork as well.

Kyle: Stfu Armchair Fighter

by lil tubby September 5, 2022

purple headed yogurt fighter

A euphemism for the penis.

She reached down and caressed my purple headed yogurt fighter...

by Mike Hunttt January 16, 2008

two hit fight

It is often used as a way to dismiss the threat of an aggressor by saying, "This is a two-hit fight."

A two hit fight is one where 1) I hit you, and 2) you hit the ground.

by Silent Barracuda February 27, 2014

Lefty Hefty Righty Flighty

For when you have to go counter clockwise directions to tighten or loosen something.

Lefty Hefty Righty Flighty. That’s not a righty tighty screw. It’s a lefty hefty. If you want to remove it, it’s a righty flighty. :) *looks at left over screw*

by CheshirePup January 10, 2022

Fight Club Fridge

n. A refridgerator, in which contents mainly consist of condiments (possibly a half a sixpack of beer and maybe some old moldy cheese). A poorly stocked Bachelor or Bachelorette fridge.

In the movie "FIGHT CLUB", Tyler Durden feigns embarrasment upon returning to his condo that he obliterated, once he comes across his fridge lying in the smoldering mess with it's door flung open, displaying it's contents for the whole world to see.

DJ SB3: "Ewe, Willow what's this in your fridge?, a science expiriment or is that left over take out food?"

DJ Willow from Paris: "Whateves,I'm soooo not embarrased by my Fight Club Fridge, what does it matter when I'm never home anyway?"

by DJ Willow from Paris April 24, 2008