A phrase originating under the Tokugawa shogunate circa 1669 which aptly describes the phenomena of returning home from a long day of collegiate studies and kicking back with a brew followed by crushing a nap. Roughly translated from the original Japanese it means "arousing the lynx" but has been adapted into "fingering the cat" to appeal to the more modern and domesticated variety of feline as well as appear more colloquial to the average collegiate.
Mitch: "Tarnation, Jimmy what in Sam Hill are you doing?
Jimmy: "Not much, I just finished my last class and I'll just be in my room fingering the cat."
Mitch: "I wish you well in that endeavor"
Jimmy: "Bite my cock!"
Jimmy: "Not much, I just finished my last class and I'll just be in my room fingering the cat."
Mitch: "I wish you well in that endeavor"
Jimmy: "Bite my cock!"
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when a GUY puts one or more of his fingers into a girls vagina. and you don't just pump it in and out, that can sometimes hurt. you need to make a curling motion with your finger like your telling her to "cum". it is also VERY pleasurable if the guy swirls his finger around kinda like your making the motion for crazy but instead of your finger being by your temple its in her vagina, but you HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO DO THIS!
girl #1: the way he was fingering me last night was like nothing i had ever experienced before...
girl #2: wow. was he like a sexual god?
girl #1: oh hell yeah he was!(;
girl #2: wow. was he like a sexual god?
girl #1: oh hell yeah he was!(;
by Charrlotte-ton!!! April 25, 2011
Get the fingering mug.Feels really nice to put your finger in your butthole. It's so nice and warm, sometimes I like to give it a good toot and sniff it. If I'm really feeling.....nasty, I sometimes lick it. I highly recommend it, trust me you won't regret it.
Sometimes accidents happen where I'll try farting but I end up shitting on my finger, I do not recommend licking your finger if that does happen, unless you want to get the norovirus.
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Get the Fingering mug.a common misconception for the sport of mixed martial arts as the front runner is the ultimate fighting championchips this term came about when the ultimate fighter series aired causing many people who dont know about the sport to call the sport as a whole ultimate fighting when its really mixed martial arts. this is an easy way to tell who knows about the sport and who is a "tuf noob" a common way to tell is someone who wears tapout from hottopic and refers to fighters by their nicknames and calls them ultimate fighters
jim-dude did you see the ultimate fighting last night iceman lidell got knocked out by rampage jackson it was sick
tyler-wow your idiot its called mixed martial arts and chuck leaves his hands around his waist
jim-are you sure i think its called ultimate fighting
tyler- wow you really are a tuf noob
tyler-wow your idiot its called mixed martial arts and chuck leaves his hands around his waist
jim-are you sure i think its called ultimate fighting
tyler- wow you really are a tuf noob
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