Fosters

An Australian beer that is brewed in Australia but drank in England.

No self respecting Australian would touch the stuff.

We export Fosters, we do NOT intake it. *shudder*

by Woohzal March 11, 2008

fisterrific

The act of getting fisted real good.

Johnny last night was the best fisting I had this week. I think I love you. By the way here's your watch. You left it up there.

by Tommy R May 15, 2005

rie fister

a girl whose cunt is large enough to fit her fist.

hey look --- its RIE FISTER!

or used as a verb:

she got RIE FISTED last night!

by chase is AWESOME April 21, 2008

fosters

A beer that is apparently popular in Australian culture according to The Simpsons or any other ill-refernced material.

(watching Simpson episode entitled 'Bart Vs. Australia')
Dave: "dude, wat the fuck is Fosters?"
Ed: "some piss-water at the bottom of the fridge stack at the bottleo"
Dave: "Never heard of it"

by gowie November 14, 2007

faster than Walt Flanagan's dog

Possessing unusual haste or punctuality; alludes to a (presumably remarkably fast) dog owned by a minor character in Kevin Smith's "Jersey" series.

"Damn, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog!"

by GumboSoup April 5, 2003

Foster handshake

How 'molestered' foster kids greet each other by touching each others genitals.

When Patrick met Renee, she gave him the foster handshake to make sure they could be friends.

by DeadGerbilOrphan June 26, 2008

festery

To fester, or be very extra gross.

Ew, that was festery!

by Kat June 26, 2004