Favregasm

Lavishing over the top, effusive and excessive praise on a mediocre or washed-up pro football player.

Jon G. - "When I was an assistant at Green Bay, this guy threw 5000 passes a day in practice!"

Ron J. - Jon's having another Favregasm.

by PatsFanatic December 8, 2009

Fave

A roblox ped0

Hey guys fave here today we're gonna escape prison

by shyaway January 3, 2022

Brett Favre Selfie

A "Brett Favre Selfie" is a euphemism for what is colloquially known as a "dick pic." When you have that special feeling for that special someone but don't know how to express it, sometimes you picture-message her a "Brett Favre Selfie," especially if she has demonstrated little to no interest in you.

Whenever I send a Brett Favre Selfie, I always go flaccid - erections are too presumptuous....

by Salty ballz November 11, 2013

Jewish favor

To offer an in-kind service to an individual while knowing full well that they are not going to accept. In return, the individual now owes you +1 due to the empty offer you had made. You also score brownie points and karma points with said individual.

The key to a successful Jewish favor is knowing the answer you will receive before asking the question.

"Ah man, I wish I had enough money to buy these panties for my gf" - Individual 1
"I don't mind buying them for you" - Not so friend Joe
"Nah, it's okay man, thanks though" - Individual 1

Not so friend Joe just scored some brownie points with Individual 1. Individual 1 now owes Joe +1.
Not so friend Joe just gave Matt the jewish favor.

by Rabbi Joe May 23, 2015

least favorite child

Being the least favorite child means you either:
a) Have a younger sibling
b) Are less loved
c) Use the term to irritate your parents as they supposedly "love you equally"

My mother said there is no such thing as a least favorite child, and that she loves us equally. Yet she obliviously loves my brother/sister more.

by NosliwNeb October 17, 2017

Jon Favreau

Sure he puts himself in his own movies, but he seems like the kind of guy who would help you move if you asked him to.

Guy 1: Have you seen any sweet-ass DVD releases recently?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just watched Iron Man by Jon Favreau yesterday.

by Ur Brother 420 June 14, 2019

favoritism

favoritism is what the people here at urban dictionary use..they let u put hate definitions on people they dont like but if u like a rapper or a band they dont like and try to define them in a positive way they will deny ur definition becuz the people who work here are self centered ass holes who need to get a real job
go f yourselves urban dictionary

have u putten any definitions of lil wayne your favorite rapper on urban dictionary?
no they have favoritism and dont like him so they wont let me oh and i believe its called urban dicktionary

by URBANDICTIONARYisbogus August 9, 2009