Fating

When you carve out time for a person and use your dating status towards a greater purpose and cause - fake + dating, purely so you can have time with each other through being very popular and having a very full social life, i.e. things like doing errands, babysitting together, taking each other off of the market to fend off toxic masculinity and toxic feminity at bars and the pub, especially in the circumstance where either one or both person's partner is dead, missing in action, too young to date or just otherwise wants you to spend time with them, maybe even in their stead. It's also a relationship that is openly known to the public, and to society. Ironic for superstitious people who talk about the fates aligning in a sense where they're so psychotic you don't even get to hang out with your friends.

Amelia and I are fating because that's how bad it got but, you know, I love spending time with her.

by asliceofpagliaccis February 22, 2024

Fandingle

When you put your penis near a fan at the point of climax, therefore allowing the ejaculate fluid to spray onto oneself.

Bro, I fandingled the fuck out of myself lastnight

by PussyClarter February 26, 2024

Faxing

Faxing is when you jerk your cock and make a dirty fucking bust/cum shot and you do it so much that you make a cum cocoon

Bro today I’m going to be faxing in my house and make a dirt bust

by 4KT38 March 7, 2025

facing eight

You lose and win

I might be facing eight for that line.

by Freddyfriday June 13, 2025

Faringdon community college

A school in faringdon full of y7 chavs and little shitheads who parrade around like they are the dick of the bull,every corner smells of weed along with the numerous drug dealers in the school everyone is either a shot eating council house benefit recieving multiple kid having sket or a weird animal loving asshole i went there and now im in a drug rehab after being sold numerous amounts of heroin and fentanyl in history by the school bop im on the street waiting outside the school gates for my year 8 girlfriend

Guy1: where did you go to school
Guy2:fcc
Guy1: dude i didnt know you were from bangladesh
Guy2: im not
Guy1:same conditions

“Faringdon community college” definition: foccused commited caring

by Suhmahdih September 6, 2025

multi-facing

having more than one facebook account in your name.

She was totally multi-facing in order to have a bigger Mafia on Mafia-Wars!

OR

I can't belive that she multi-faces in order for her to keep her friends and co-workers seperate on facebook!

by The Crock Pot December 21, 2009

Normal Facing

Going from dying of laughter right to your normal face, whilst saying normal face in the process.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAnormalface. Normal facing.

by DreckTheSwiss April 1, 2010