Florida Pool

A pool of jizz from a Disney dad running down a cast members cheek while his wife and kids are asleep at the hotel.

"Where have you been? The parade starts in 5 minutes!"

"I had to clean up the Florida Pool from that Disney Dilf!"

by Thatguyfromsaskatchatoon November 12, 2020

Florida ceiling

When Floridians have obnoxiously tall windows with just as long curtains, floor to ceiling.

Did you see the obnoxious Florida ceiling in that house?

by W3NTZ June 24, 2018

Florida date

Abbreviation for Florida is FL. F/L stands for First/Last. Having a date that never goes past the first date/meeting.

Had another Florida date last night. She was super cute, but couldn't stop talking about herself and her cat. I definitely won't be seeing her again.

by cvan2797 April 22, 2019

florida peach

a hot female from the state of florida

I fucked a florida peach like it was goin outta style then i talked to my friends about it they was all: DAYUM SUN where did u find her

by TokenIranian June 6, 2015

Florida flip

When you indulge in bath salts and LSD.... results may vary

I lost my mind doing the Florida flip

by Docrigo March 1, 2020

Florida Man

just a man from Florida who does crazy shit, loves BudLight, most likely snorts coke, and is just a maniac
also known as The Worst Super Hero Ever

Florida man arrested for groping princess at magic kingdom

by sans the skeleton uwu November 19, 2019

Florida Abortion

Giving birth directly into the mouth of an alligator

Florida abortion:

Jack and his wife were in the Orlando area, so they stopped by the Everglades to get rid of Jack Jr. on the way back from the bar

by Nutbuster2 May 4, 2018