faculty fucktard

a fucked up professor of a university faculty

That professor is so a faculty fucktard.

by midnight1 March 27, 2010

Epic Failtacular

The most epic fail possible. This is a fail so epic that it touches the border of being a win but is still undeniably a fail.

This fail stands alone at the very top of The Fail Scale:

(Win,

Loss,

Fail,

Epic Fail,

Failtacular,

Epic Failtacular)

This is the most dramatic and epic fail of all fails.

1). Incorrect: Steve: Dude, I totally picked up a hot girl last night.
Matt: That's an epic wintacular.

Correct: Steve: Dude. I just picked up a totally hot girl last night.
Matt: That's great man.
Steve: Yeah, except for the fact that when I woke up, realized that it was actually my mother.
Matt: Dude, epic failtacular.
Steve: Yeah, I know.

2). Steve: Hey dude, I got Hannah Montana Tickets for next weekend.
Matt: EPIC FAILTACULAR.

by Wikked1 May 10, 2009

Failtacular

Adj. --A status of Fail, derived from the words "fail", and "spectacular". This is the second highest rank of Failing, next to Epic Fail, and can be used to describe:

A: A single, godly fail, though the more common term for this is a more severe "Epic Fail".

B: A string of consecutive Failures, normally to the amusement of onlookers.

"Dude, your drawing of a duck looks like a second string Patriots QB...it's so failtacular!"

"Fail, Double Fail, Multifail, Failing Spree, Failtacular."

by TheAlgorithm June 21, 2009

faultergeist

The spirit of assigning blame to a problem or accident, often leading to destructive and unhealthy modes of interacting with others.

The hurricane wasn't anyone's fault, but some folks seemed to be possessed by a faultergeist, blaming gay people for the weather.

by SassyAC February 6, 2015

failtation

The act of failing at flirting

His failtation at picking up Sandy was a subject of overdue hilarity within his circle of friends.

by acxyvb August 3, 2008

Failtist

one who happens to be a professional at failing; a master at not succeeding

I do not consider him as a rapper, but instead i see him as a failtist.

by Gary213 June 2, 2009

Facultoe

A female teacher's cameltoe.

A variation of cameltoe

Timmy: Did you see Mrs. himeo's facultoe?

Hank: How could I miss it? It stained her pants!

by Asebad September 2, 2010