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Fasturbate

I was in a hurry last night so I had to fasturbate.
by b9xxx January 14, 2008
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farter

a word commonly used to discribe the arsehole also see rangers end, dung funnel, mince pot, shiter, gas chamber.
that clatty cunt takes it up the farter!
by technoslut November 15, 2005
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festering vaginal blood fart

The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.
I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.
by smokin_oil December 7, 2009
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Fasterbating

The art of masterbating in a short amount of time do to time restraints.
Man, the other day, I had like five minutes from the time my mom went down the street to get the mail til she came back up to help me get my stuff! I was fasterbating like a mother fucker!!
by Comanche Jackson September 30, 2011
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spunk farter

1) A person who expels bodily gasses post gay sex.

2) A female who fanny farts, launching the ejaculated seaman at the male who produced the fluid.

3) An insult to a male you dislike, insinuating that the male is of a homosexual nature and generally unpleasant.
1) Lover 1: Oh I appear to have done a fart and some of your spunk fired out, does that make me a spunk farter?

Lover 2: Yes.

2) As above

3) Shut up spunk farter.
by Andy & Tammy November 9, 2006
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ninja farter

The act of farting around others and trying to cover the fart noise with another noise such as coughing, clapping, banging on something, etc.
"Did that guy just ninja fart or was he really coughing that loud?"
"Jessica, you are such a ninja farter...we all know why you were really clapping."
by Joey3 April 26, 2006
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tough farters

individuals who, for whatever reason, frequently pass gas, and whether or not they find it amusing, are inclined to resorting to physical violence or threats of violence to quell complaints and criticism
Guy 1: Dude, how'd you get that black eye?

Guy 2: Gary clocked me in the eye after I complained about his smelly fart during the meeting.

Guy 1: He's one of those tough farters, huh?
by Saint NoWhere May 14, 2010
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