I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder. Also I pee on cats

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker August 16, 2021

Farmed

Verb: To get beaten on the river in Texas Hold'em despite having strong odds of winning, and making good bets. Especially to have this happen regularly to the same opponent who consistently defies the odds of poker.

Tom had Kh Kc, Joe had 4h8d. Flop was Kd, 5c, 6h. Turn 2d. and the river was a 7s. "Tom just got Farmed by Joe" or "Joe sure farmed Tom." "damn Tom you just got farmed"

by B. Jesus May 17, 2008

farteater

A farteater is a person whose moral character smells but they hide it like an odor eater. They cover up their moral stench.

Stacey thought his shit didn't stink, but that clever fox discovered that Toby is nothing more than a farteater.

by eschatologicalsanguine April 30, 2011

fanted

To be in an excited state to do or have something.

You want to do or have it very much.

Oh, look at her! She's so fanted on him.
I'm absolutely fanted to see the results.
And gazed for tidings in my fanted eyes.

by PeacefulConquest February 20, 2020

Get Farmed

The act of using Link's Up-B attack in Super Smash Bros. Melee, in which your sword is shoved roughly upwards, usually aimed into someone's anus, like a long, farm animal's twanger.

Andrew: "Oh shit, Get Farmed!"
Richie: "Damn, Link's a dirty bastard."

by Trik Straynje January 20, 2008

farked

1. To be so mind-blowingly, ridiculously, shamefully drunk you don't even have the dignity to remove your head from the toilet bowl when your RA walks into the bathroom.

2. When your BAC is higher than your BMI.

Origin: possibly a contraction of barf and fuck.

Dude 1: Oh man, I gave a blowjob to my little sister's goldfish last night! Was I farked?

Dude 2: No way man, you would KNOW if you had been farked! Plus you wouldn't be able to remember anything.

by wallofshame January 26, 2011

Fatted

Verb. When someone obese sits next or close to you and their fat squishes into to your body. You were fatted.
This occasionally happen to people on trains, planes or buses.

On my home on the railroad a man fatted me against the window.

by Rkegs September 20, 2006