When one is on the fence about an important decision, instead of "sitting on it" they "fap on it" (jerk it, rub one out, a good wank, etc.) then revisit the issue at hand with a much clearer mind and thought process. Usually pertains to issues involving bitches and hoes.
The term was coined in the famous rage comics on reddit.
The term was coined in the famous rage comics on reddit.
Jim: Hmm I'm not sure if I should fuck my ex again. I know I'll fap on it.
* fapfapfapfapfap*
Jim: Nah fuck that bitch
Tom: Do I really need that new TV? Welp, time to fap on it.
*fapfapfapfapfapfap*
Tom: Fuck yes I need a new 60 inch plasma tv
* fapfapfapfapfap*
Jim: Nah fuck that bitch
Tom: Do I really need that new TV? Welp, time to fap on it.
*fapfapfapfapfapfap*
Tom: Fuck yes I need a new 60 inch plasma tv
by sergeant-assclown August 14, 2011
Get the fap on it mug.When you get bored of fapping by yourself and ask someone else to fap with you and race to see who 'comes' first. This can be done either in person or online.
by FapKing3000 July 7, 2009
Get the fap race mug.To masturbate prior to making a decision involving women. "Fap" comes from the onomatopoeic representation of masturbation popularized on the internet via web forums.
When one faps on it, sexual tension is released through masturbation, resulting in a mind that is clear in thought and a rational decision can be made involving women, usually sexual decisions.
When one faps on it, sexual tension is released through masturbation, resulting in a mind that is clear in thought and a rational decision can be made involving women, usually sexual decisions.
Bro 1: I'm not sure I want to drop $40 tonight on drinks with Jen at the bar. I wanna fuck her, but I don't know if it's worth spending dough on her.
Bro 2: Fap on it. Then you'll know what to do.
Bro 2: Fap on it. Then you'll know what to do.
by ilikeitraw0 August 18, 2011
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Get the Fap Pack mug.The day before Ash Wednesday when all those giving up masturbation for lent go overboard with their fapping.
Dude, I whacked off 5 times yesterday. I had to make the most of Fap Tuesday before 40 days without doing it.
by justthisone March 23, 2011
Get the Fap Tuesday mug.A monster that sits invisible in the dark. They can sometimes be identified by bodiless red eyes. What will always mark one is the sound of "fap fap fap fap ...".
Popular places for fap ghouls include the top corners of movie theaters, under basement steps, your closet, and school bleachers during cheer leading practice.
Janet knew there was a fap ghoul behind the vent in the girl's change room, but no one believed her.
Janet knew there was a fap ghoul behind the vent in the girl's change room, but no one believed her.
by Sintrea March 22, 2010
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Collection of mental fantasies, images of men/women to use to help you ejaculate.
Collection of mental fantasies, images of men/women to use to help you ejaculate.
Jose: Madonna's nipple isn't worth fapping to dude.
Mike: You can always make a deposit into the Fap Bank for later, in case you're running low.
Jose: True that.
Mike: You can always make a deposit into the Fap Bank for later, in case you're running low.
Jose: True that.
by QUSO2020 December 17, 2012
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