one who is an engineer of software and spends 20 percent of his/her day doing so the other 80 percent is looking up porn!
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That idiot Acker bought 2x8 roof joists when 2x6's would have been plenty strong. Polish engineering !
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BAD ASS. they are Incredibly determined, wont take no for an answer. The most stubborn type of women you will ever meet. They know exactly what they want and are smart enough to know how to get it. They can be intimidating to men, but they have to be since everyday they walk into a room full of guys having to prove themselves smart enough.
They are smart, sexy and confident.
They are smart, sexy and confident.
by snickerdoddle May 12, 2014
Get the women engineer mug.Definition: A power engineer is a certified technician who tends to the repair , Maintenance of boiler systems most commonly in the oil and gas industry. However they can also work in Hospitals , schools and any building with massive boiler and other mechanical systems.
Another term used: “Rig Rat”
Known Characteristics: Men and women who do nothing at work besides talk about Danger Kats and sledding. Once in awhile they look at a computer panel. Yet they always talk about how much work they put in compared to other professions. They also feel personally attacked by a 16 year old girl who protests for environmental change. The Power Engineers way of arguing there side of environmental debates are by “rolling coal” as they would call it. But understand as much as these men and women may piss you off, they are necessary in order to keep society running.
NOTE: Few are respectable and smart citizens ! Not many but they are out there.
Another term used: “Rig Rat”
Known Characteristics: Men and women who do nothing at work besides talk about Danger Kats and sledding. Once in awhile they look at a computer panel. Yet they always talk about how much work they put in compared to other professions. They also feel personally attacked by a 16 year old girl who protests for environmental change. The Power Engineers way of arguing there side of environmental debates are by “rolling coal” as they would call it. But understand as much as these men and women may piss you off, they are necessary in order to keep society running.
NOTE: Few are respectable and smart citizens ! Not many but they are out there.
After a 10 year career in the patch, Power Engineer Mike had to shut off his Netflix and fix an actual boiler.
Man is that Power Engineer Sarah ever an asshole, but we gotta pay someone to watch the plant !
Although there attitudes are not always the best, thank the lord for Power Engineers!
Man is that Power Engineer Sarah ever an asshole, but we gotta pay someone to watch the plant !
Although there attitudes are not always the best, thank the lord for Power Engineers!
by Alberta Proud October 8, 2019
Get the Power Engineer mug.While they tend to be very intelligent and mild mannerd, the modern Strutural Engineer is more than likely extremely Gay. They tend to exhibit normal heterosexual behavior when in public, often times pretending to have wives and families and even act like Conservatives. Once they get in the comfort of their office where they are surrounded by their other Structural Engineering “Companions” their real feelings come out. They often times stay at their place of work late while drinking strawberry daqueries and having all male orgies.
Two Structural Engineers were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
by Architects Against Gay Engineers (A.A.G.E.) December 11, 2008
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Get the vibe engineer mug.Sup. We reshape the world. We run heavy equipment all day everyday. We cut and fill to grade to the hundredth of an inch with scrapers and dozers. Pick things up and set things down with cranes. Build highways and building pads. Put pipelines thru Indian reservations, think we give a fuck... We roll coal son. Caterpillar for life. Some scraper operators enjoy digging holes and swimming in them, along with a great appitite for grade stakes. If you get lost in the woods pound a grade stake in the ground and write C-1.5 and a scraper operator will be there shortly. If u mess with an operator he will dig a hole and put you in it. Known to be a sexual tyrannosaurus the operating engineers will stop at nothing till your fully satisfied or pass out. Most operating engineers are climate sensitive and enjoy the A/C in the summer and heated cabs in the winter. All while laughing at everybody else working outside in the shit. For some of us dirt haulers we are the slower version of Nascar. Just make big circles n chase the guy ahead of us. Topping out around 30mph the operating engineers life is a slow and daunting one.
Guy: Did you know sexual intercourse with an operating engineer will cure covid-19?
Girl: what are you doing later?
Guy 1: hey man how many beers ya have last night? Lol
Guy2: bout 30 before I passed out, I was trying to keep up with a Wisconsin operating engineer. Lol
Girl: what are you doing later?
Guy 1: hey man how many beers ya have last night? Lol
Guy2: bout 30 before I passed out, I was trying to keep up with a Wisconsin operating engineer. Lol
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