Emery

A typical name for a she-male snowflake that spends time on tumblr even after the ban of pornography. They are normally concentrated in large groups of offended high school students, commonly found in the Mid-West and/or Caribbean. Although their highest reported sightings came from the slums of Puerto Rico, they are also commonly found in Cook County, Illinois. You can find an average Emery at a cozy cafe drinking salted water, at a book store looking at pride flags, or stalking their ex-girlfriend online.

Man, I can't believe Susan dated her, does she even know how many penises Emery has?

by Jaerry3m March 30, 2019

emorgasm

Refers to the sound similar to "awwww" or "ooohh" made when one encounters someone that is emo

That boy is so sad....he made me have a emorgasm....

by cryemo November 2, 2005

Emoly

Emoly can also be used to refer to a girl named Emily who has a greater than average percentage of moles.

Emoly needs to pluck some of those mole hairs.

by Emily September 23, 2004

brittni emery

this is one hot chick at memorial! she has the best ass ever it is like j-lo's times 2! she has a bangin bod! i wanna make out with her so bad! she is an amazing kisser and she is fun to bang!

wtf are you waiting for go bang her now

by some guy March 29, 2005

frozen cat embryos

What's served at Chinese Restaurants disguised as Wanton Soup.

Joe: Hey, what is Wanton soup anyway?

Frankie: Frozen cat Embryos warmed up and kept out for 3 weeks so there nice and rubbery!

by lovetorim May 8, 2007

Embry

The name for a redhead that is usually very attractive. Not to be confused with "Embryo". This name is given to only the best of the best.

"Damn, you look like an Embry."

"Is your name Embry? Because you sure look fine."

by DaBombRedHead August 10, 2009

emoronathon

A herd of idiotic Emos running 26 or more consecutive miles

theres a emoronathon on main street!

by oliver and mangeline September 1, 2011