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emotional constipation

Inability or unwillingness to express one's emotions. Creates the impression of a cold or unfeeling person. Often associated with having an anal personality. High doses of alcohol are the best known remedy.

(note to editors: I submitted this same definition for "mental constipation", but now I realised that it's really more appropriate for "emotional constipation".)
He's got such a bad case of emotional constipation, if he ever did say anything, shit would come out of his mouth!
by Robodok January 23, 2008
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emotional whore

A person who shares the most intimate details of their life/heartbreak/feelings with strangers because it's cheaper than mental healthcare, and not subject to the same bias or advice that the person could receive from someone closer to the situation.
Give me a drink, and I'm an emotional whore! (Give me good advice and I'll even pick up your tab!)
by torill9 April 19, 2016
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evolution of man

1. a poo or epic proportions; very long and typically unbroken poo that starts in the drain and works its way up to the edge of the water in the toilet.
2. poo that looks like it is crawling its way out
I laid a piece of pipe that looked like the evolution of man!
by Bud E Love May 14, 2003
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Emotional eating

Emotional eating is compulsive eating of food based on a person’s feelings rather than based on physical hunger and nutritional needs. One does not have to be overweight to fall in this category.

It’s thus common that emotional eaters associate certain food with at least one type of feeling of comfort, relief, joy, pleasure, and so on. To put it another way some types of foods end up being used like a drug or alcohol.

In overcoming emotional eating there is a challenge of separating one’s emotions from food and seeing food for what it is: as a nutritional source for the body. Like any habit forming and compulsive behavior emotional eating can be overcome.
Emotional eating includes when a person is happy he/she feels a compulsion to eat; a compulsion to eat when sad; when tired; a compulsion to eat in order to feel some sense of pleasure; and so on. The obsessive urge to eat is stimulated by emotions not by physical hunger and nutritional needs.
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emotion sickness

emotion sickness is caused by feelings changing too fast, like major changes or confusion in your love life.
some weeks ago i was a happy single, now i met her and we're gonna get married next week... things are happening so fast, i feel like i'm getting emotion sickness...
by rrrrrrrrs May 31, 2010
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evolutionism

A belief originally perpetuated by Charles Darwin, that all life originated from single-celled organisms. And a Big Bang. This belief contradicts creationism, which believes a supreme being, generally God, created enough kinds of animals for natural selection to take effect, and the variety of species today is a result. Evolution is not the same as natural selection
The number of scientists who believe in evolutionism is decreasing
by MJCITS April 19, 2010
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Emotional Hard-on

It's like getting excited without the hard-on.
I get an emotional hard-on whenever I hear the Rocky theme song.
by billsmashole September 30, 2009
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