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email chemistry

A notion of a mysterious attraction between two people via email. Most commonly happens with online dating. After reading a profile and sharing pictures, you flirt continuously via email until an eventual meeting takes place to see if true chemistry exists.
I met this guy online and we started emailing back and forth. It was amazing but I think we had email chemistry which only made me want to meet him in person more.
by KMPizze November 7, 2011
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Bulk email

An email sent to many people.
This Gmail Troll sent a bulk email to many people.
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email

email where my school spams me with fuckinemails. Now thats hell
by Echo the furry November 7, 2019
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Anxiety of emails

Noun. An anxiety of emails is the collective noun for a group of emails.
Shit! I stepped out for lunch and got back to huge fucking anxiety of emails!
by pbmaxx April 23, 2021
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EMEF (Email Efficiency Quotient)

An algorithm that determins the efficientcy of an email sent by one person to one or more recipients with no body text but just a subject line. AN efficient email will be no higher than 1000. This calculation is as follows

EMEF = ((SU + (REC*SU)) * .75)

Email Efficiency = Subject line count + (Number of recipients * subject line count)/ the percentage of people that read the email
EMEF (Email Efficiency Quotient) = ((SU + (REC*SU)) * .75)

So for your subject line of approximately 50 characters sent to 33 recipients would be (50 + (33*50)) * .75 = 1275.
by EOMGuy September 3, 2009
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Email Numbness

The act of becoming numb to the information in emails due to the amount of emails received.
Boss: Why did you do that task? I sent you an email.
Employee: I didn't see it in the email; I get 200 emails a day.
Boss: You are experiencing email numbness; I'll cut back the amount of emails I send.
by TrueWillis February 21, 2011
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email dump

a) your personal emails that are specifically " dumped" on the media in order to discredit you
b) a private email server where politicians store embarrassing, unwanted emails, hoping that no one will find them until the statute of limitations runs out.
if you ever let someone enter your personal email dump, definition b), don't be surprised if that this email dump-definition a)- will torpedo you underwater decades later, spelling the Titanesque end of your political career
by Sexydimma March 15, 2018
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