Evan

He is a fat hoe with a 30 minute 5k time and is also the gayest person alive and is a BOOMER

Bruh Evan is a hoe

by Hitler the Jew slayer November 21, 2019

Evan

Way cooler than anyone named stryker

Wow evans cooler than stryker

by Yoauntsdad November 26, 2019

Evan

Basically God.

Someone: "Hi Evan"
Someone else: "You cant talk to him hes got wayyyyy to much clout"

by EASHGANNG May 28, 2019

Evan

Funny, sweet, and hot, too. He is the perfect man, but he can break your heart. He is trustworthy, as long as you get to know him first. If you have an Evan in your life, don't let him go. He is so lovable, it literally just makes me sick. (In a good way). :p

Evan is sooooo hot.

by Evrick June 6, 2019

Evan

Evan is a fat prick that no one likes don’t be a Evan kids

Evan touch little kids in his attic

by Evan likes dick June 21, 2019

Evan

An amazing person. The best boyfriend you could ever ask for and more. He’s cute, adorable, funny, and most of all the biggest dork you will ever meet. If you have an Evan in your life make sure he knows how thankful you are that he’s around. Oh, and don’t let him go.

Hey is that dude an Evan?
Yeah of course he is, he’s the biggest dork I know.

by Give me a reason I’m not right August 5, 2019

Evan

The hottest guy in the world. He is funny and has swarms if girls around him. He’s pretty much the best. Every girl loves him and want to be with him all the time.

I love Evan.

by Heatherkelsie September 1, 2019