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when you let someone use your vaseline and they dig their whole finger into the pot instead of just swirling their finger around
friend: hey can i use your vaseline?
me: yea sure
friend: *digs whole finger in*
me: WHAT THE FUCK, YOU JUST DUNKED MY VASELINE
dunked by mamamama231344 October 16, 2011

Urban Dicked 

Being unable to get any definitions or phrases posted on URBAN DICTIONARY.
Damn it, I got urban dicked again! Those bastards wont post my definition of what it's like to have sex with a goat, monkey, tomato and midget all at the same time.
Urban Dicked by Obamatang4 June 20, 2010

Moby dicked

The act of covering your dick in baby powder and slaps someone in the face once or more leaving a white mark resembling a white sperms whale
My girlfriend was being annoying so she got moby dicked
Moby dicked by Moby dicking September 22, 2015

Moby Dicked

When you've just had some Moby Dick (weed strain) and you forget what you were saying/doing, you got Moby Dicked.
"I'm feeling like..."
"Feeling like?"
"I forgot."
"You got Moby Dicked!"
Moby Dicked by Barry Ballenbak August 18, 2019

to get dicked

to get penetrated, to be fucked (especially in the ass), to get all kind of bashes
To get dicked:
- Hey, lads. I just realised, we don't need to worry about the third mine anymore.
- Good old Ken's fucking found it for us. Cheers Ken! Always getting dicked, mate.
to get dicked by selaflaure August 12, 2015

Dry Docked 

"Man, I hooked up with this broad from the bar and the dirty bitch dry docked me!"
Dry Docked by Jay Tanx September 19, 2011