A drake-brockman is an absurd belief that goes against all rational evidence, because it reinforces one's bigoted view of a race or particular group of people. Usually, a drake-brockman is the result of deliberately misrepresenting a source to make them fit your world view.
Cherry the elderly papergirl believed the drake-brockman that asylum seekers are given £300 a week and a pat on the head by the Government, after someone told her this in a post office queue one day.
the de sica believed the drake-brockman that 'many asylum seekers are guilty of serious crimes in their own country' despite the fact that when she was repeatedly asked for evidence she failed to provide any.
the de sica believed the drake-brockman that 'many asylum seekers are guilty of serious crimes in their own country' despite the fact that when she was repeatedly asked for evidence she failed to provide any.
by Ben Dover of the Yard April 26, 2004
by TheWhoInVille December 19, 2019
Drake Bell. He was only awesome in Drake and Josh. But other than that, he's a complete fucking ass. And now, he's a registered sex offender due to him endangering and grooming a 15 year old girl. What a complete fucking dumbass. His music sucks. His personality makes you wanna punch him in the mouth so many times until he looks like a tweaker. Josh Peck from Drake and Josh wants nothing to do with him and I don't blame him at all. If you still like Drake Bell, then you're just plain old stupid. Just saying.
Drake Bell fan: "OMG! Drake is so hot, his music is so fantastic!"
Me: "Well, how about you go to church and ask God for your forgiveness because you're literally a fan of a fucking sex offender!"
Drake Bell fan: "You're just jealous because he's more nicer and more better looking than you are!"
Me: "Nah, I'm not jealous. He just sucks ass. Maybe if you have a fucking brain then you would for real understand!!"
Me: "Well, how about you go to church and ask God for your forgiveness because you're literally a fan of a fucking sex offender!"
Drake Bell fan: "You're just jealous because he's more nicer and more better looking than you are!"
Me: "Nah, I'm not jealous. He just sucks ass. Maybe if you have a fucking brain then you would for real understand!!"
by Shb99 February 03, 2022
by A Wary Trout April 24, 2011
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by Trixienala May 20, 2018
a period where you are not quite broken up with someone but emotionally distant in a way that only the soft Rap and R&B songs of Rapper drake can explain. The messages in the songs seem to mean more to you, in this period, than they ever have in spite of not a single word or phrase changing in them, the listener merely exaggerates them to promote their own bullshit. A drake up may in some cases occur between lovers or non-romantically involved, individuals and larger bodies of people, and can in fact be most severe between two male platonic friends. Drake ups contribute highly to music revenue of Rapper Aubrey "Drake" Graham, however drakes music does not have to be all you listen to while going through a drake up, or music at all for that matter. During a Drake up one may re-sight Drake lyrics or even normal phrases that characterized the "I'm so troubled but not really" vibe his music is known for.
James: "Hey are we still going out tonight I called Dave but he hasn't answered all day"
Kelly:"Oh Dave is mad at you. You didn't notice his new haircut"
James:"Oh shit I better go apologize before we drake up, you know Marvin's room is his favorite song."
Kelly:"Oh Dave is mad at you. You didn't notice his new haircut"
James:"Oh shit I better go apologize before we drake up, you know Marvin's room is his favorite song."
by sovreignpeasent June 15, 2015