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Floor Diver

One who has a tendency to get drunk of a small amount of alcohol...mainly four lokos. Then once full blown unexplainably drunk--spills, falls, and does ridiculous activities with little or no use of their body. All eventually leading them to fall to the floor covered in alcohol, food, trash or whatever else is in there way. These floor divers also enjoy talking shit to whoever they can at the party or on the street.
Joe we knew you shouldn't have drank those four lokos. You've been an expert Floor Diver all night.
by shredder141 September 30, 2010
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Chaos-Diver

A Helldiver who would rather be a to total dick to the team during the mission, usually because he's just a dick
Face the wall Chaos-Diver!
by Direwolf July 26, 2025
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Docker Diver

A docker diver is someone who cannot keep their hands out of the ashtray and is constantly searching for another docker-fresh hit.
"That dude with the afro is such a docker diver, i saw him smoke 3 dockers in a row the other day"
by mr_tong May 3, 2010
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Stuart Diver

To be a Stuart Diver is rhyming slang for being a legendary survivor.
Stuart Diver was a ski instructor and the sole survivor of the 1997 Thredbo landslide in New South Wales, Australia. Stuart was lifted to the surface 12 hours after rescuers heard his voice deep in the mass of earth and debris. He was right beside his wife Sally, but his desperate efforts to save her were unsuccessful. He spent the next two-and-a-half days under the rubble in his underwear, with freezing water gushing past. Sixty-five hours after the landslide, Diver was saved, suffering only frostbite.

Stuart Diver is an Aussie legend in our vernacular - as is Steven Bradbury.

Steven Bradbury, whose gold medal was the first ever won by an Australian at the Winter Olympics, was dubbed “the Accidental Hero” after his four rivals all collided, tumbled and sprawled around the ice, leaving him to skate alone past the finish line.
He's a real Stuart Diver!
by MMBfromOz November 6, 2022
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Bergami Dumpster Diver

The act of letting your friends gangbang a girl anally, shoot loads, and pissing inside of her. Then, you proceed to go tongue-first straight into the chocolate starfish, while she poops in your mouth.
Dude, are you good? You've been throwing up all morning.

Yeah, man, I was a crazy Bergami Dumpster Diver last night. My tongue got so much semen and shit, pretty sure she must've had tacos.
by Hepatitis C Lover September 4, 2025
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Bush Diver

A man who embarks on deep woods camping trips with the goal of fishing, drinking, smoking pot and eating mushrooms. Usually this man is rugged and irresistible to women.
Girl #1: “Hey it looks like that bush diver just got back from a camping trip.

Girl #2: Yeah, I’d love to spend the night with him
by Bushdiver#5 January 6, 2021
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moff diver

A large, Nordic albino from the Western New York area who openly expresses his love of cunnlingus
The Moff Diver resurfaced and asked for a napkin immediately.
by FasterThanChuck June 10, 2016
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