A sexual act in which the male engages in oral sex after careful consideration as to whether the pussy he is about to eat fits into his macros. Once engaged in said cunnilingus, the male closes his eyes and pictures the female the way she looks on her Instagram account.
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Get the Rome Divers mug.Guy 1: Man. You hear about that woman who had sex a thousand times in under a week?
Guy 2: Have I? I love that shit, man.
Guy 1: What are you, a cave diver now?
Guy 2: Have I? I love that shit, man.
Guy 1: What are you, a cave diver now?
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Get the Pond Diver mug.Divers: A tongue-in-cheek term originating from a common mistake made by Dutch speakers who confuse the English word diverse with the Dutch divers, unintentionally referring to "divers" (as in "duikers" or underwater swimmers). In this usage, divers describes individuals who enter a community and advocate for change under the banner of diversity, but in ways that center their own perspectives while overlooking the existing culture. The term also implies that diversity may be rhetorically "weaponized" to avoid critique or deeper engagement.
I'm not sure if these divers realize they are chasing away people that have been in our community for years.
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