dick

C======3

"dude guess what i text my girl"
"what?"
" C=====3"
"XD"
"yep dick"

by cheese131 December 2, 2016

the dick

a person who knows everything about fuck all
causes chaos and aggro every where he goes
computer systems are his personal favourite for full days time wasting and unnessary shit
an instant piss boiler
normally called richard ..hence the term ..THE DICK !
A PERSON WHO SCREAMS FIRST THEN ASKS THE QUESTIONS

the dick
where ever theres a cock up ...theres a dick
YES MATE THERES LOADS OF PART WORNS

by tony (tiger) forsterman February 16, 2009

dick

The most important organ in the male body

I like the dick in my mouth

by Dingaling Incorpirated May 19, 2016

dick

an object which protrudes between the legs of a male and which serves to reproduce ourselves. When you're gay you may also use it to procure a certain feeling which is rather confortable and makes you feel good... syn: nob,etc...

Yo bitch, suck my dick right now, i feel like it...

by Nobsucker May 13, 2005

dick

1) some long,, short,, fat,, or skinny dangley thing in between the legs.

2) the third leg.
....are you that dumb to be lookin up this word !?

sabalaba dick ding dong..

by MOLLYBANN February 1, 2010

dick

short for richard

me:hey dick
dick:it’s richard buddy

by fairlawnnigga December 22, 2019

Dick

Military slang for a drum mag.

John: Hey I just bought a new dick!
Nicky: You can't but a new dick.
John: I meant a magazine for my .44 HK USP, it's full of .55 cal bullets!
Nicky: Oh, well um, bye.
Nicky goes outside to think about her life

by Fake PurpleShep June 7, 2018