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Diarrhea Watch

When you have to watch over someone or an animal to make sure they don't diarrhea in the house.
The dog ate my enchiladas from the table while I was taking a call. Now he's on Diarrhea Watch.

Ricky drank too much and has been passed out farting. Now we have him on Diarrhea Watch.
by BBQ Baby Guts September 17, 2016
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Diarrhea

When you have constipation and it comes out the right way. Usually accompanied by a beautiful song.
Caleb was so constipated with diarrhea, that we had to tell him to quiet it down in there.
by thadt7 April 11, 2020
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diarrhea Christmas lights

Explosive squirts filled with colorful chunks that a video game uses to blind me.
Have you played Doom Eternal? It’s total diarrhea Christmas lights every 10 seconds.
by Brotatoe721 February 20, 2021
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verbal diarrhentia

Nonsensical verbal diarrhea. Blathering a neverending stream of craziness at someone who has no interest in and/or cannot understand what you're talking about without a break in "conversation" allowing for them to politely escape.
Stay away from Bob today, his verbal diarrhentia kept me trapped in the break room for an hour.
by verbal assault victim December 13, 2010
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status diarrhea

When someone updates their facebook status and/or posts links one after another in a short period of time.
Friend 1 What's up with Mary Lou? She just updated her fb status 5 times in the past 10 minutes!!

Friend 2 She has a severe case of status diarrhea!
by Yankees Girl August 13, 2011
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Dubstep Diarrhea

Extremely explosive diarrhea and it sonds like hardcore dubstep.
Nurse : What's wrong?
Patient : I have dubstep diarrhea.
Nurse : Well... Try to get an iron toilet that the walls block any sound and you'll be fine.
by Bullet Reaper 3 April 15, 2015
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Exploding Diarrhea

A condition when you have had too much Taco Tuesday at Taco Bell, that your diarrhea blasts in a stinky, acidic, painful way out of your rectum
Tim:(walks into a taco bell bathroom)
(prepares to drop the kids off at the pool)
(ass blows in a ray of Exploding Diarrhea all over the walls)
by Lit Drift February 2, 2019
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