Department Jumping

Departmend jumping: calling a store with departments at any random time and asking to be directed to a certain desk. When a person answers, get mad and ask for a different department. continue to

Person A: Im bored.......
Person B: Lets go department jumping! Get the number for walmart!

Walmart: "thank you for calling! how may i help you?
Person A: Could you please connect me to electronics ?
Walmart: "Electronics, how may i help you?"
Person A: WTF?! i asked for the garden center!! Could you transfer me to there?"
Walmart: "sure?"

continue for however long you can!

by mchboy1 November 8, 2009

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to depart or leave for a party

Person 1:Yo, you ready?
Person 2:Yeah, let's departy.

*heads out to the party*

by Dylan 420 October 27, 2012

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Home Depot

An undisclosed location. Possibly top secret location.

When your boss says she is going 'to home depot' , it really means she is going to an undisclosed location unbeknownst to her employees.

by Pixardiii October 12, 2019

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Home Depot

A place where all dads come to meet and get supplies for fixing that darn hole in the wall.

Tom: I saw your dad yesterday
John: He hasn't been around for years, where is he?
Tom: Home Depot
John: Oh good, we need a new sink
Tom: What happened to it?
John: I took a shet in it

by That username is in use April 27, 2020

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Office Depot

Office Depot is a boring store that sells boring products for boring workplaces. Once in awhile, you might find some sales reps with "interesting" personalities.

I dare you to go into Office Depot dressed as a Jedi Knight.

by Simmaniac January 20, 2021

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