Redneck alpha male known to many parts of rural America. Prefers to drive fast and eat ass. Fully supports the second amendment, beer and is most commonly spotted by their unique long hair and cut denim shorts. A rebellious group that doesn't listen to sissy boy government personal about anything. Known as the biggest threat to today's "woke culture".
That guy who drove by my brother's bar mitzvah Saturday morning screeching the tires with his 1978 Camaro was being a huge Dale.
by Julio Coleman March 23, 2022
by Simdaddy May 01, 2018
by HollistonSlang July 23, 2019
White knight. A man amongst men. The guy you can tell anything to, like, I prefer paper over digital reading.
Dale gets it done. If you need a lawyer or doctor or dad or knight. Dale’s the guy. Grocer, chief, leader, full of knowledge, and a wise guy without being a creeper.
Dale gets it done. If you need a lawyer or doctor or dad or knight. Dale’s the guy. Grocer, chief, leader, full of knowledge, and a wise guy without being a creeper.
Dude, I was so freaked out after that creeper freaked me out, I called Dale. He drove right over and fixed everything. He even showed up to court on time.
by Princess queen and all that August 29, 2022
The kindest of spirits one could ever hope to meet. . . Witty, charming, handsome, a true Christian. . .One that places all others before himself. He hurts a lot, prays a lot and hopes even more deeply. Truly amazing creature. . . The best friend/husband one could pray for. . . .
girl 1: "Damn, my spirit is broken, I'm so lost. . ."
girl 2 "Woman, you need to find yourself a Dale!"
girl 2 "Woman, you need to find yourself a Dale!"
by The MysteriousHousewife November 18, 2022
A human who absolutely loves KFC, and would do anything to eat it. He has great basketball skills, and has the tendency to injure himself like D Rose. He always roasts his friends and is too good at it. He especially like to bring up girls names that his friends are being shipped with or like.
Nathan: Bruh Dale why you gotta take my KFC?
Dale: Coz i need it for basketball. SHAYNE.
Nathan: How does that make sense?
Dale: Coz i need it for basketball. SHAYNE.
Nathan: How does that make sense?
by ItsYeBoiiSkinnyPeniss November 06, 2017
Dale is the biggest flog you will ever meet. He is the most self serving self absorbed person you will ever come into contact with. He would shit on his on mother to save his own ass. If you ever come into contact with a Dale run!
by Old Mate 666 April 02, 2021