nifty digits

Clever fingers. Is often used to describe a musician. Made famous after being the title of Richard Harvey's 1980 album.

Wow, you should have been at the piano festival! All of those keyboardists had nifty digits, and could play a Chopin waltz better than Chopin himself!

by Seshie February 21, 2017

digital invalid

A person who has barely any knowledge of how to use digital devices: has never browsed the web, never owned a smart phone, and shows no effort on wanting to learn how…

“He doesn’t even know how to turn on a computer”…he’s a “digital invalid”

by Mannymoe May 20, 2023

Digital Serf

A Digital Serf is a person who lacks property or wealth, and yet has access to a wide range of Internet Enabled devices such as Smart Phones, Tablets PCs, Gaming Consoles, Laptops, and Net Books.

Like previous generations of the working class who lacked property and means, the Digital Serf still finds distraction from their dreary life, but unlike their historic comrades the opiate of the masses today is the every present Internet delivered on cheap, and often portable devices.

by jackmylumber August 17, 2011

Digital Tourette's

it should be called Digital coprolalia

1. Uncontrolled and unfettered uttering
of profanities whilst online.

2. Some things said during a fit of "Online Coprolalia" will be completely uncalled for and may result in uncontrolled LOL's and rofl's and coffee spurting through ones nose.

misquoted examples of Digital Tourette's on FB

1.person on facebook = "Had a shitty day"
Megan = " awww that not fun!! Vagina."

2. person on facebook = " my boss is crap"
Ms Clark = "Mother fuckers. Go in and kick their chicken butts."

by Not-someone-else January 27, 2012

Digital Tantrum

To delete friends, family and others from your social network and instant messenger accounts because you are upset with them.

Episodes of tantrum are temporary and usually end with requests to be added back.

Jane was upset with her friend, so she had a digital tantrum and immediately deleted her from Facebook and Instant Messanger. Later that year she forgot why she was angry and added her back.

by Smart Alex January 16, 2008

digital wind

used to describe data moving silently through a system or systems

This software generates a lot of digital wind.

by tanelg June 2, 2018

Digital Veil

Something or someone on the internet that becomes an obsession.

This is just too awkward, I need my digital veil.

by Im_Charming March 30, 2011