desert eagle

Often contracted to "Deagle" (pronounced like "beagle"), this red-giant motherfucker of a gun is aggrandized by rappers, movies, and video games. Pimply-faced fans of said rappers, movies, and video games often praise this generally impractical penis extension. It is availible in .357 auto, .44 auto, and .50 Action Express. Approximately .17 KG empty, the Eagle, manufactured by Magnum Research, is the most powerful semiautomatic handgun availible. Instead of traditional blowback operation, the Deagle is gas operated, a la the M-16, AKM-47, G3, MP5, etc. The weapon is knowing to "stovepipe", when the slide/bolt assembly snaps back and forth so quickly and with so much force that the ejecting shell casing gets caught in the top of the slide and is subsequently crushed, jamming the weapon.

"Yo bitch, I fucked some muthafucka up with ma deagle, bitch.

Shut the hell up, you've never shot a gun, let alone a desert eagle."

by James Bell April 24, 2006

desser

The best person(s) in the fricken universe. Smarter and better than all.

he's so awesome he's lke a desser.

by Desser January 23, 2009

Desert Pines high school

A school fillied with pregnant bitches and abortions. With musty bitches getting fucked in the bathroom and guys getting they dick sucked in the halls. people may say that this is the most musty school in Nevada. The bitches in student council swear that they run the school and think they too good for anybody. Beaners wear them tight ass jeans looking gay as a mf and have loud trucks that go 5 miles an hour. And the black bitches in the morning be loud asfuck like if it’s recess. This school has a 90% that it well shot up by a most likely rotc nigga. Rotc niggas swear they been to war and act like they deserve respect. Also known for being fillied with lil dick niggas who claim they got 32 inch punishers. with niggas who ditch just to go to sand hill and smoke dick but as soon as they get unenrolled they cry like the pussies they are. This is also the school where seniors try to rape freshmen girls because they are pedophiles. This the lovely school we like to call “Desert Crimes”.

Loud black female ina morning: “BESTFRIENDDDDDDDDD!!!!”
Student council bitch: “were in charge of what goes on in school”

Rotc niggas: “FuTuRe mArInE sOlDiEr”
“Desert Pines High school is the mustiest place I’ve ever been to”- experienced student

by speaking facts only boi December 23, 2018

desert dick

A man who has not had any sexual contact for a long time making his penis dried out and rinkly resembling a desert

man that dudes a desert dick he hasnt got pussy for years

by captain love April 1, 2009

Combing The Desert

The act of taking a very large comb and running it through the desert.

"We're following orders, he said to comb the desert, so we're combing the desert."

by Trauwyn June 10, 2005

desert eagle

Any artillery piece of a size suitable for holding and firing with one hand. Originally referred to a gas-operated pistol marketed by Magnum Research and made by Israel Military Industries, the term is now applied by the general gun-ignorant public to any really mean and scary looking pistol.

That frigging Desert Eagle could knock down a 747 from two miles away.

by Lior Bar-On June 18, 2004

dissertaytay

1. A formal, lengthy exposition of a topic: discourse, disquisition, treatise.
2. A thorough, written presentation of an original point of view: thesis.

Dude, I've only got 2 days left to finish my dissertaytay!

by Craig Munro March 5, 2005