funny cummy

laughing in the middle of a fuck

Micheal is a funny cummy

by Adrian valdes February 4, 2021

fuck cummy

When your niggas trynna be a little bitch and cum on you

Al Cacone:you're a little caca fuck cummy !
Courage:no juan you are my fuck cummy

by Qeaskyband February 7, 2021

cummy bear

A guy whose semen does not taste bad and is actually quite enjoyable to swallow, as opposed to the usual "routine" taste of male ejaculate.

- Oh yeah I'm going to cum, open your mouth!
- No! Not in there!
- Don't worry, I'm a cummy bear.

by KenM February 16, 2021

Scummy Cummy

When one ejaculates, but immediately prior to doing so, pulls their underwear and undergarments over their genital area, resulting in the cumshot being contained, but having a huge, obvious cumshot staining the crotch of the person.

Person A: "You see Person C lately? I can't believe it, they had a Scummy Cummy dead and centre."
Person B: "Holy shit, how big was it?"
Person A: "Looked like they pissed themselves, they must've done it in a hurry."

by asdfasgadfg February 26, 2021

Cummy Guy

Cummy Guy is a cummy guy which cums 14 times in the space of 24 hours which is a Guinness World Record. Also has special time everyday and has watched every video on the hub.

Me: Cummy Guy
Cummy Cumran: whats a cummy guy
Me: Cummy Guy On a Daily Bro

Cummy Guy: Bro Do You Know What i Did Yesterday
Me: Special Time Again? You Cummy guy

by BenJeff8372 March 13, 2021

cummy tummy

when you're extremely nauseous and end up vomitting as you've never before.

man cummy tummy su- *violent hurling*

by pixieforest March 29, 2021

Cummy Nuticles

When you jizz so hard that shit comes out your sack.

Bro, last night I hooked with a baddie. She gave me cummy nuticles.

by Juan Jose 67 March 30, 2021