cumb

The substance that would come out of your thumb, if your thumb could cum.

Derek: "This chick sucked my thumb so good, I thought I was gonna cumb"

by Cumbellina August 5, 2019

Ass Crumbs

A small piece of poo clinging to the ass or the Underweare/Pants...

Often refereed to as a Dingle Berry

Jay's Got Ass Crumbs

by Raven2099 May 14, 2008

foot crumbs

little crumbs that get stuck to the bottom of your feet from walking on dirty crumby floors.

kareen: "avigail!!! you got foot crumbs on my bed again, i know you've been standing on it!!!"

by tara cinderella March 16, 2011

Chicago Cubs

Nomar Garciaparra's team.

The Chicago Cubs finally have a hard-working player who doesn't urinate on his hands.

by Herman D. Optional July 31, 2004

crumbsnatcher

people that often bum smokes, accept many gifts from you then harrass you about five dollars you owe them, people who hit two lines when you clearly made them one. also, people that never bring chicks to parties but will instead try their luck on yours.

nah dont call DOOLY, fuckin crumbsnatcher yo.

by LouisLogic January 25, 2011

cumberbatch

to empathize with turtles.

"His ability to cumberbatch made Rob an excellent marine biologist."

by ofstrawberries December 4, 2012

beach crumbs

Small kernels of feces that get stuck in the hair of your beach, or "chode."

After a sloppy poo, Sam had a lot of beach crumbs he had to wipe out.

by jiggaslapnuts November 3, 2007