that's the way the cookie crumbles

Euphemism for "life sucks."

Oh, I'm sorry your girlfriend broke up with you; I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.

by fireworks_are_blue August 19, 2004

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Cubble

A cougar's object of affection at a Cuddle Party. Cub + cuddle = Cubble

Every third Saturday night, Lou is that cougar Tina's cubble.

by tinaofborg May 16, 2016

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poop crumbles

Small pieces of excrement that are pushed out of the anus. Often after the largest pieces of poop are pushed out, poop crumbles are what are er4left behind.

Oh... are those your poop crumbles? Mind if eat some?

by ktkoolkat April 10, 2012

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cumberlands

A brand of sausage which resembles to fat peoples fingers.

john "CUMBERLAND"
daniel *cries*

by Sublime Lance July 15, 2008

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Bum Crumble

To administer a royal bumming...To open a can of whoopass on one's friend/nemesis/child...To give someone a jolly good thrashing at something, e.g. a computer game, or contact sport such as killing.

"You'd better not be trying to overtake me adey. I am the king of rollcage and I shall be making bum crumble if you aren't careful. you assmunch."

"Put that child down adey, you can't bring him with you or you'll get a fresh serving of bum crumble from that police officer"

by Mighty O May 14, 2008

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