Soft Cucumber

A soft cucumber is a result of placing an organic vegetable inside of your anal cavity and letting it sit there while you play Counter-Strike Global Offensive.

Dude did you see that Stacy placed that cucumber inside Lola’s ass during that 1v1 match? It turned into a Soft Cucumber!

by ninezero1 February 25, 2020

Cody’s cucumber

The act of going to rehab, stealing UV lights from a nearby greenhouse, planting a cucumber in a shoe under your bed and growing it until it is a decent size to be used as a dildo for your anus. Make sure while your dildalate, you are in the shower. Using while in your room is an act of exibitionism because you are in rehab and therefore have no privacy. To get the full effect, rename yourself “Cody”.

Probation officer #1: “God, he’s been in there FOREVER! What could a boy be doing in there?”
P.O. #2: “If i didn’t know any better, I’d say he’s pulling a ‘Cody’s Cucumber’.”

by 6millionjews November 29, 2020

Cucumber

A cucumber is a vegetable that you can eat. You can eat the whole thing when you want.

Also it is the hot, beautiful, amazing, talented, lovely, pretty and breathtaking Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, the father of his children and the husband of his beautiful wife Sophie Cumberbatch.
He is an actor and his fans pretend to forget his Name because it’s so weird. And often he is Benedict Cumberbatch Cucumber.

Person: What’s the name of that actor you like again?

Cumberbitch/Cumbercookie: Bendradwil Cucumber Benedict Cumberbatch I think.

by Kfldksnvdjejfbvcv August 19, 2020

Cucumberness

A word I inveted by playing a game of typing words with ''UC'' within the word.

See Nabb, it exists.

cucumberness is a problem in today's society.

by linglingbee August 26, 2020

Cucumber

The term cucumber was used against slaves. It originated from “cool as a cucumber” The slave owners would mock slaves by calling them cucumbers. Simply because slaves were seen as low humans.

“look at that dirty cucumber”

by Yaki Uzumaki June 9, 2020

Cucumbering

When you're talking with someone and suddenly the conversation turns extremely dry and you lose all interest in them.

I went on a date with this guy and everything went well until he started cucumbering me.

by The cucumber September 22, 2020

cucumber dildo

when you get a cucumber and carve a pp head in it then use it as a dildo

Chloe: Hey Emily?
Emily: Yes?
Chole: I made my own cucumber dildo last night. It was so nice I cummed!
Emily: No problem.

by JustinBieberLover1223 September 22, 2020