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Shrimp Cocktail

When your dick shrivels up from drugs and you try to fuck your girl on her period.
Hey babe? You wanna shrimp cocktail.
by BailingBiggs August 22, 2014
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Cream Cocktail

A cream cocktail is when a man cums into a cocktail glass and then serves it to his unsuspecting wife.
OMG Johnny you're such a prankster giving me a cream cocktail!
by urmumsyadad69 March 18, 2019
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Molotov Cocktail

Molotov cocktails were thrown at police in Milwaukee. And by molotov cocktails we mean they were chanting "we are peaceful" at us. -Article in Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, June 2, 2020
by anonymous June 10, 2020
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Reverse Molotov Cocktail

when you throw beer bottles at fire.
Bro- "Dude, light that shit up!"
Dude-"We already got a good fire going, douche. I'll just throw it. Reverse molotov cocktail."
by bootooooo August 11, 2010
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Hill Billy Cocktail

Coca Cola & Planters Dry Roasted Peanuts. Pour the peanuts into the bottle and "VOILA..." instant Hill Billy meal in a bottle!

For those of you trying to watch your waistline, or better yet, keeping Hillbilly Bubba from reaching for your tail... use a diet soda for your Hill Billy Cocktail!
by bc2hndr March 26, 2011
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White Trash Cocktail

The post coitus dessert treat which coats the penis, consisting of a thick slimey layer of pussy juices, semen and condom lubrication, which is licked off by the female partner in order to cleanse the male member or "finish him off."
"I fucked her and I had a white trash cocktail, so I made her lick it off."

"So we fucked and all I could think about after was how bad I wanted to take shower to get this white trash cocktail slime off my cock."

"I went to lick the white trash cocktail, but when I tasted it, I realized there was no condom lube...that's when I figured out he just ripped open an alkaseltzer."
by JimandJohn May 31, 2009
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swedish cocktail

prying someone's mouth open with a piece of wood and taking a shit in it. It's what the Swedes did to their enemies (whoever they were) during the 30 years war.
Would you like a Swedish cocktail?
No!
Open up!
by flamingo April 22, 2005
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