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Cream Cheese Pie

Sex term: a cream pie, however the participant with a penis has an STI.
"I received a cream cheese pie last night, and now I have herpes"
by Mobsiboy June 19, 2023
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sneaky cream pie

When you are having a one night stand and cum inside of your partner without telling them. Then leave and never speak again.
Jake I can’t believe you gave Sammy a sneaky cream pie last night.
by ThatOckMf October 29, 2020
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Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie

The act of having sex with a woman who has a yeast infection, blowing a load in her, the moving down to consume. Variations include the Cherry Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie when the female partner is menstruating.
Damn, I knew I was hungry after sex but would have optioned for a hot lunch instead of the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie had I known that bitch was crusty.
by Claude2869 June 15, 2015
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Salami cream pie

The act of getting but fucked by two guys and another guy shoving his pecker down your throat all whilst getting filled with jiz.
Will bill: You missed it Michael I had me a good ole salami cream pie last night.
Michael : yea I know I was the leader , you was passed out drunk so me and a couple of my boys gave you a salami cream pie.
by Chop stick jack February 17, 2021
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Brazilian Cream Pie

the act in which telling your girlfriend that you are STD free and then proceed to fuck her grandma contracting HIV, then in the same night, have sex with your Girlfriend but seem super bored, and then cum in her pussy, stitch it shut, and tell her that you contracted HIV from her grandma. She then sends the cum through out her organs to shit out all the cum out her ass.
person 1: I fucked your grandma and gave you HIV
person 2: YOU LITTLE *Shits*
person 1: OH GOD NOT THE BRAZILIAN CREAM PIE
by Forever2297 November 19, 2022
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Peppermint Cream Pie

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face and then proceeds to punch her in the nose, causing a bloody nose. The fluids mix on the woman's face, causing a peppermint cream pie.
Yo, dude! I have my girl a peppermint cream pie last night! It was SWEET!!
by addirall_ September 2, 2022
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Oatmeal Cream Pie

I made cookies today and had a girl over and gave her an oatmeal cream pie.
by anonymous May 26, 2025
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