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have a crap

an act of emptying solid waste matter from the bowels
Linda: Why are you going to the toilet with your IPad?
Richard: I'm gonna have a crap.
by summergal March 29, 2015
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victory crap

A defecation, often voluminous, occurring after a term of inability to move one's bowels due to constipation, travel (excluding Mexico), being on a date, or other factors. Typically gratifying.
"As soon as I got home from church camp I spent two hours in the shitter taking a victory crap!
by buster7 March 10, 2007
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Crap Saget

A humorous gesture that is administered when one judo chops another between the shoulder blades and says: "CRAP SAGET!"in a loud deep voice.
Man! I have a huge bruise from that Crap Saget the other day!
You just got Crap Saggeted!
by Dark Gorilla November 29, 2009
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Crap Carton

Another word for a persons shithole. (my own word)
ly on your side i,m gonna stick it in your crap carton!

sally you've got me rockhard, let me stick it in your crap carton.

Did i ever tell you how much i love you...rr crap carton
by The King of NooNarnia February 3, 2008
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Crap Trapped

Not being able to leave your stall after taking a crap in a public bathroom as others are still in the bathroom. Usually over the fear of people knowing it was you that stunk up the whole room.
(Text) Friend: "Dude, where you at? Been waiting in the parking lot for 5 mins!" You: "Sorry man, I'm crap trapped. Should be able to exit soon."
by Duece79 September 2, 2016
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Lumberjack crap

When you take a shit and the turd stands up straight like a log, then you pretend you're a lumberjack and push it over.
Max: Hey I just took a lumberjack crap

Joe: Did you push it over like you're supposed to?
Max: Course I did
by BigD ken February 3, 2015
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crapping the bed

Crapping the bed means to do so horribly bad on something such as a test. If you crapped the bed you didn't do good on a test
Aww man I crapped the bed on that math test

He sure crapped the bed on that test

So far im crapping the bed on this unit
by crooxtor January 31, 2014
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