by summergal March 29, 2015
Get the have a crap mug.A defecation, often voluminous, occurring after a term of inability to move one's bowels due to constipation, travel (excluding Mexico), being on a date, or other factors. Typically gratifying.
by buster7 March 10, 2007
Get the victory crap mug.A humorous gesture that is administered when one judo chops another between the shoulder blades and says: "CRAP SAGET!"in a loud deep voice.
by Dark Gorilla November 29, 2009
Get the Crap Saget mug.ly on your side i,m gonna stick it in your crap carton!
sally you've got me rockhard, let me stick it in your crap carton.
Did i ever tell you how much i love you...rr crap carton
sally you've got me rockhard, let me stick it in your crap carton.
Did i ever tell you how much i love you...rr crap carton
by The King of NooNarnia February 3, 2008
Get the Crap Carton mug.Not being able to leave your stall after taking a crap in a public bathroom as others are still in the bathroom. Usually over the fear of people knowing it was you that stunk up the whole room.
(Text) Friend: "Dude, where you at? Been waiting in the parking lot for 5 mins!" You: "Sorry man, I'm crap trapped. Should be able to exit soon."
by Duece79 September 2, 2016
Get the Crap Trapped mug.When you take a shit and the turd stands up straight like a log, then you pretend you're a lumberjack and push it over.
Max: Hey I just took a lumberjack crap
Joe: Did you push it over like you're supposed to?
Max: Course I did
Joe: Did you push it over like you're supposed to?
Max: Course I did
by BigD ken February 3, 2015
Get the Lumberjack crap mug.Crapping the bed means to do so horribly bad on something such as a test. If you crapped the bed you didn't do good on a test
Aww man I crapped the bed on that math test
He sure crapped the bed on that test
So far im crapping the bed on this unit
He sure crapped the bed on that test
So far im crapping the bed on this unit
by crooxtor January 31, 2014
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