Jerez Court

a cul-de-sac next to a golf course where rich people who play golf don't swing correctly and break windows...

Jerez Court residents sure seem to have a lot of broken windows.

by myboys May 14, 2009

Courts on

A question used to gauge the verdict on a topic, usually implying a consensus (a “court”).

“Courts on watching Love Island tonight?”
*all those in favor raise their hands*

by Sloppysuzie June 27, 2022

court house hot pocket

the same as an ohio style hot pocket, except its when a judge does it and throws it at the defendant

Person 1: omg did the judge just give the defendant an ohio style hot pocket?!
Person 2: no sir, this is the court of law, that is a court house hot pocket.

by RoseDaemon May 15, 2023

Courts mum

The courts mum is a rare species residing in one place - the British courts. She’s mid and usually has at least one kid in primary school and two in year 8-10 secondary school. She normally can be seen with a glass of red in her left hand by 12pm and always has this weeks boyfriend by her right hand side. She almost always is smoking fag(s) inside the house and she either has a leather sofa or the classic white one. She has the classic brown grainy carpet and almost always has 1-5 cats.

“Did you see her smoking those fags with the kids in the car”
“Yeah! She was such a bad mum”
“I know right… what a courts mum”

by Leonisgaylmao April 2, 2022

Court in

A gang initiation in which two or more gang members beat up the new recruit for a varied amount of time (usually one or two minutes) in order for the recruit to become an official member of the gang.

Gang member: so when are you gonna get your court in to the hood?
Regular dude: umm im still in college . . . so . . . never.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

Kangaroo Court

Formal proceedings to expose the lies told by UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson when he denied breaking his own laws to hold parties in government offices during the COVID pandemic crisis and resulting national lockdowns.

"Their purpose from the beginning has been to find me guilty, regardless of the facts. This is the very definition of a kangaroo court." - RT Hon. Boris Johnson

by Pollitica June 9, 2023

Court Snort

When Amber Heard uses a tissue for far too long and snorts cocaine

Person 1: Hey did you see Amber Heard do the Court Snort?
Person 2: Yeah! Wonder how she didn't get fucked up though.

by Charon9977 May 14, 2022