Cosmic Toasties

Cosmic Toasties is a brand of cereal.

"He's Cosmic, he's Toasties, he's the best cereal in the world! He's Cosmic, he's Toasties— uh... something something about a girl!"

"Cosmic Toasties is 69% GAMER! Nice~"

by Cosmic Toasties May 13, 2022

lambs to the cosmic slaughter

A group of people being sent into a situation where they're completely vulnerable, usually without realizing the danger that they're being in, like lambs being brought to slaughter.

Person: "STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE!"

Person 2: "GET OVER HERE!"

Person (in group): "LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU'RE DRAGGING US TO THIS PLACE LIKE LAMBS TO THE COSMIC SLAUGHTER!"

by Brainless Maniac January 1, 2025

Cosmic Snatch Brownie

Pop rocks in the pee hole of the dicktus while eating her out. Then making a deposit in the bank of cumvahlha pop rocks then jizzm.

As I entered her cumvahlha I groaned and that's when she knew she had only seconds to enjoy the feeling inside before I turned her into a cosmic snatch brownie.

by Secret Squirrel Squirter December 21, 2023

cosmic rainbow

The resulting act of ejacualting into the vagina of a woman who is on her period

“Dude she was on her period so it ended in a cosmic rainbow”

by SamFlynn2010 July 19, 2018

cosmic girl

A cosmic girl is one from another time with a face so pretty it sends the viewer into hyperspace when seen.

*may ask if you’d like to magnetize*

“she’s just a cosmic girl, from another galaxy, my hearts in zero gravity, She’s from a cosmic world”

“sends me into hyperspace when I see her pretty face”

by sock_monkey23 August 22, 2024

Cosmic Slot

A Cosmic Slot is the term preferred for a space vagina.

Mate she has one bangin' cosmic slot. Sparkly.

by JTram April 30, 2013

Cosmic Kiwi

a very far away New Zealander

"hey bro you seen that Australian guy Kieran?" asked Jack

"nah mate, he's from New Zealand, besides, he's in the UK at the moment" replied Charles

"ah, so he's a cosmic kiwi then aye?" Jack responded

by pseudonymfindingdory January 5, 2022