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Cosmic

Relating to an individual who is physically and romantically attracted to people they can never have a relationship with. (Eg- Celebrities, Fictional characters etc.)
A: Oh hey are you still hung up on that Jace guy?
B: Being cosmic ain't no joke.
by wordfinder97 August 2, 2022
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Cosmic

When all around you is going to shit but you're too blind or stupid to see it so you say it's all cosmic.
When your staff are so bad that just turning up on time is an improvement. That's for being on time. You're cosmic.
by Jojnny5 December 28, 2023
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Cosmic Birdo Technique

The act of putting a kazoo in a girls mouth while cracking a raw egg in her pussy and fucking her hard until its unbearable!
Boy 1- Yo, bro, I got invited to Janet's house yesterday!
Boy 2- How'd it go?
Boy 1- I thought it was going to be a normal night, but then she pulled out a kazoo, and I knew we were going to do the Cosmic Birdo Technique!
by Min0$c0in August 6, 2024
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Cosmic Brownies

A slang term used to say that you want to eat someone's human waste.
by poopcats267 November 19, 2023
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cosmic

they’re one of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet and speak to. they’re so caring they’ll put their needs before their own. one of the bestest people i’ve met. they’re one of the most strongest people i’ve met.
alyssa: wow they’re so nice!
leah: theyre defo called cosmic
by iloveksi May 6, 2020
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Cosmic Piñata

An entity/person/thing that is responsible for actively or passively absorbing bad events (or, taking the 'hit') so that good things can happen to others, or so that others can avoid bad things.

When it happens passively, the Universe is picking on you.
When it happens actively, the unfortunate person is fixing their karma.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Hey, I heard Steve got struck by lightening thirteen times yesterday!
Guy 2: Yeah totally. I was standing right next to him. If he didn't take it all I would have gotten struck too!
Guy 1: Oh God, yeah, Steve must be a cosmic piñata. Last time I was almost hit by a car but Steve appeared out of nowhere-the car swerved and hit Steve instead!... We're lucky he was with us when shit happened!

Example 2:
Guy 1 does 20 gacha pulls in a mobile game and get rubbish. Guy 1 is a conmic Piñata because he unwittingly raised the chance for another player to get something good.
Guy 2 does 1 gacha pull and get 10 x 5* characters. Guy 2 got lucky because Guy 1 absorbed all the trash.

Example 3:
Girl 1: Hey look! a Louis Vuitton for only 50 bucks on this website!!
Girl 2: *pulls out credit card and buys 10* - OMG! I NEED!

Girl 2: *Finds out it was fake and the thieves stole her credit card details and maxed it out. She didn't have theft insurance.* - Shit!

Girl 1: Oh God! Lucky you found out or it would have been me who would have been conned!
by TaoistCat October 4, 2020
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Cosmic Shake

When a popular streamer throws a fit after he's lost a speedrun in the game "Cosmic Shake".
Did you hear about SHiFT? I heard he lost a run 30 minutes in and threw a Cosmic Shake!
by wingednessaria December 6, 2022
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