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you came from a great cosmic egg

another way of telling someone that you want them out of your conversation because they were not initially part of it and hence don't know even what the convo is about when they butt in
why are you interrupting, stop changing the subject; you came from a great cosmic egg
by Sexydimma March 28, 2015
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Cosmiced

When you are ignored by a human life form named Carson who is a manager on a comic discord server
Cosmic: hey Carson how’s it going?
Carson: *doesnt respond*
Random person: hey Carson how is your day?

Carson: great thank you!
Cosmic: *feeling sad* “wow I just got cosmiced”
by Cosmic.sandwich March 14, 2022
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Cosmic Free Way

Cosmic Free Way is a jam band from the Reno/Tahoe area.
Cosmic Free Way jams with Probable Cause.
by Hippipimp November 9, 2009
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Cosmic Piñata

An entity/person/thing that is responsible for actively or passively absorbing bad events (or, taking the 'hit') so that good things can happen to others, or so that others can avoid bad things.

When it happens passively, the Universe is picking on you.
When it happens actively, the unfortunate person is fixing their karma.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Hey, I heard Steve got struck by lightening thirteen times yesterday!
Guy 2: Yeah totally. I was standing right next to him. If he didn't take it all I would have gotten struck too!
Guy 1: Oh God, yeah, Steve must be a cosmic piñata. Last time I was almost hit by a car but Steve appeared out of nowhere-the car swerved and hit Steve instead!... We're lucky he was with us when shit happened!

Example 2:
Guy 1 does 20 gacha pulls in a mobile game and get rubbish. Guy 1 is a conmic Piñata because he unwittingly raised the chance for another player to get something good.
Guy 2 does 1 gacha pull and get 10 x 5* characters. Guy 2 got lucky because Guy 1 absorbed all the trash.

Example 3:
Girl 1: Hey look! a Louis Vuitton for only 50 bucks on this website!!
Girl 2: *pulls out credit card and buys 10* - OMG! I NEED!

Girl 2: *Finds out it was fake and the thieves stole her credit card details and maxed it out. She didn't have theft insurance.* - Shit!

Girl 1: Oh God! Lucky you found out or it would have been me who would have been conned!
by TaoistCat October 4, 2020
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cosmic

they’re one of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet and speak to. they’re so caring they’ll put their needs before their own. one of the bestest people i’ve met. they’re one of the most strongest people i’ve met.
alyssa: wow they’re so nice!
leah: theyre defo called cosmic
by iloveksi May 6, 2020
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Cosmic

The best person ever to walk on this planet. They are both funny and caring (very hard to find in a person) This mf will make you the happiest person ever just like how they made me happy. They are also the most lovable dumbass in the world.
I love cosmic
by cosmiccc June 22, 2021
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Cosmic Wocky

a street term for a cocktail containing soda with DXM as the Base! and usually does not contain other additives in the cocktail such as Codeine or Promethazine
This is not Wocky, This is Cosmic Wocky
Different Vibes, Different Culture
by SMARTBOYYYY October 17, 2025
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