self-correctation

the process of immediately correcting one’s own social network post after auto-correct on the mobile device screws up the original meaning.

Steve: Good game. Props to Catherine for honoring her world.

a couple of seconds later...

Steve: Self-correctation: word

by CatherineAF October 7, 2011

Jumper Connection

Some one who is used in any Social Media way to be connected by twice removed to an ex. Usually a family member or close friend to the person being stalked by the one doing the jumping.

Sally used Paula as a jumper connection to try to stalk her ex boyfriend Billy from High School.

by Amberly White January 15, 2015

Pantie Collection

A Collection of proof of how many women you have had intimate relations with.

I did hit. Let me show you my Pantie Collection.

by youngsplurge June 10, 2015

Revenue collection officer

The difference between a police officer and an asshole who was bullied throw out school so they have to take it out on society.

Look at that {revenue collection officer} hiding way back there with no lights on. The work he does gets the real offenders. Why arrest drug dealers and rapist when you can ticket Someone whose simply driving a faster louder better car.

by The real true story June 30, 2017

portuguese connection

When you're fucking someone in the ass and you hold his/her throat at the same time

I almost passed out yesterday, couldn't breathe during a Portuguese connection with my boyfriend

by theguyswhoknowseverything September 1, 2017

Cute Connection

A lame dude's way of describing fate or serendipity of a romantic nature.

Bro 1: Hey dude, you'd never believe it - I saw the girl I'm supposed to be dating while driving through a National Park! Such a cute connection.
Bro 2: No way?! But seriously, call it a cute connection again and I'll knock your teeth out and stitch you a pair of balls with it.

by The One and Only Count September 24, 2018

Cream Collection

The female equivalent of the male term Spank Bank

My boyfriend sent me some pretty hot videos tonight. I now have new material for my Cream Collection.

by Smoosh35 February 4, 2020