corporate hashpipe

The process of losing short term corporate memory.

Angry man: The Board have made their decision how could you go against their wishes.

Idiot: Sorry man must have been smoking the corporate hashpipe...I completely forgot!

by little_kitten October 10, 2010

corporal carpet

An individual that lives on the edge, isn't afraid to put his life on the line for the trippy hallucinations that an illegal substance may cause.

Dude, he was taking Xans like they were tic-tacs last night, he is such a corporal carpet!

by duemoturion June 4, 2017

corporate hug

A hug that is formal, light, and brief in nature while making as little contact as possible.

She gave the bankers a corporate hug to welcome them to the office.

by @sps March 2, 2017

Corporate Bastard

An expression for a person working for a big company who has no say in what he does in his job only in how he does it. But since he works for a big company and has people working under him he acts like he achieved something in life and is generally a dickhead. Possibly driving a Q7

I had to suck this corporate bastard in his Q7 to be able to use the printer

by ThaSickUcker February 8, 2018

Corporate Box

A high class escort, particularly one suited to successful businessmen.

I hired a corporate box for next Friday; she comes highly recommended.

by Incubusss November 27, 2015

Corporate Illiteracy

The inability to read emails or follow directions within a corporate setting.

Did anyone even read the meeting invite notes or one of the many follow up emails I sent to come prepared to answer questions? Wow, corporate Illiteracy rates are high this week.

by Dokki June 12, 2020

corporate frisk

v. to "risk" your job while getting busy at work with a hot co-worker in a risque place... say a janitor's closet?

guy #1: My job may be on the line but the sex with that hot new secretary was totally fucking worth it.

Guy #2: No fucking way man, Miri that hot new Latino chick? Where?

Guy #1: In our bosses office on top of the fax machine, I'm positive we faxed pics of our asses to everyone in our building...talk about a Corporate Frisk!

*Guys high five and disperse*

by makingNEWnotches March 28, 2010