When you have ultimate control over your facial movements when presented with absolute hilarious situations/moments. The flawless poker-face.
Sally had Colbert Control when she convinced the drunkest group of people at a party that she was being hunted down by vicious ninja bears and that she needed their help.
by misszombie June 1, 2011

When people so perfect, so prestine, so accomplished, and immaculate; mess up just so they can see what it's like.
Evan: you just face timed me?
Joe: I didn't mean to
Evan: way to fuck up
Joe: sometimes I like to know what it's like to make a controlled mistake
Joe: I didn't mean to
Evan: way to fuck up
Joe: sometimes I like to know what it's like to make a controlled mistake
by Jsquared4.0 December 9, 2012

a wrestling match held commonly in somebodys basement in which the first fighter to find the controller and turn on the tv wins.. the one flaw is that the controller is hidden. You may use any weapons in the room
by Lokey May 5, 2005

by Civyfn twitter September 7, 2020

1. Dennis Rodman would mind-f--- his opponents when he would play for the Bulls.
2. I have mind-power over the Bears.
2. I have mind-power over the Bears.
by saints_60426 November 13, 2003

The PS3 controller looks exactly like the PS2 controller, no longer vibrates, has really crappy "motion sensors" which only a few games will use, and is wireless.
Sony will not be losing 50% of their female market because of the lack of vibrating, anyone who makes that joke is lame. Controllers shouldn't go there.
Sony will not be losing 50% of their female market because of the lack of vibrating, anyone who makes that joke is lame. Controllers shouldn't go there.
Those guys at Sony are so incredibly original. Making the PS3 controller look exactly the same as the PS2 controller.
by Loki S. Death May 22, 2006

is someone who doesn't give up the controler to a game when his turn is over, he just keeps it to himself like a whore.
by budman2000 July 22, 2009
