Constitution

The opposite of Prostitution. The act of paying for sex.

Man GW's so ugly he's gotta be into constitution.

by citizenoftheusofa May 2, 2008

Constitutional

Now deemed to replace legit, for it has been far too drastically overused. Not to mention it sounds WAY more wicked swank.

J-"So I got nothing but big bills how bout I front the full check and you just pay me back your bit?"
G-"Yeah bromie, that sounds constitutional."

by Sh9est Danke Hombre August 24, 2010

weak constitution

A person lacking morales

She has a weak constitution.

by Miguel San Grio March 13, 2014

printer constapation

When a printer is jammed or is taking a long time to print a document for no viable reason

"Why the hell hasn't it printed yet?"
"Looks like you have printer constapation"
"Damn..."

by Baggyeyescar May 12, 2008

Constitutional

new-fangled word for "cool"

Dylan is constitutional, he enjoys sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll!

by Dave Siegel March 1, 2008

Constitution

When something or someone like doesn´t exist.. You can´t see it.. It´s like part of something bigger.. What is it called? ehmm yea!
constitution, it´s constitution.

Your not a person anymore, your a constitution.

by Der Wubbileinen February 5, 2004

Constitutional

Some one who wants to be a Constitutionalist, but is to ignorant to have read the Constitution..... Often a statment used to justify doing horrible things or taking the side of horrible people/ideology... Often used as a right wing tactic to complain about life and opposing view points. "snowflake"

tomi lahren ~ "I'm a Constitutional" ... equivalent to Ralph's~ "I eat paste" comment....

by Twinside22 August 18, 2017