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financially constipated

When someone retains your money. When you are owed money but that person is holding it for no reason.
My boss must be financially constipated. I haven't recieved my pay cheque for a month!!
by Kip HT September 13, 2006
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opinionatedly constipated

A condition that is developed by keeping one's own opinions to oneself as to not "rock the boat." Especially common for those who keep their opinion's to themselves on social media, often writing paragraphs of opinions in response to others, only to delete them to avoid a war with friends. This condition becomes especially unhealthy when developing ignorant friend circles and being exposed to ludicrous shit on a constant basis.
Heather became opinionatedly constipated after making friends with idiots on Facebook during a presidential election season.
by HastaCare September 23, 2016
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Mentally Constipated

1. So full of shit nothing credible can get in.
2. Just won't let go of the bullshit.

Usually caused by propaganda and or confirmation bias.
He's mentally constipated in that he still believes regardless of fact, the election was stolen.
by Lexxster August 1, 2022
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Emotionally Constipated

Emotionally Constipated refers to someone who struggles to express deep-seated emotions, keeping feelings like love or anger bottled up inside. It's a witty way to describe those who find themselves unable to articulate their emotions, leading to an emotional 'blockage'.
He's got so much love for her, but can't express it. The guy's totally emotionally constipated.
by Saikonaut December 28, 2023
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constipaper

When you can not get the new roll of toilet paper started. The glued edge of a new roll of toilet paper will not come apart allowing you to use the roll
We are late getting started to the bus because Dara had a case of constipaper.
by Histochik December 18, 2012
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Constipationalist

Politician or a miscreant ideologue that believes excessive regulation and taxation will not cause a sluggish or stagnant economy.
Our economy is weak today because of the constipationalist philosophy in Washington.
by weasel990 June 22, 2013
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Comstipated

The state of being a communist endures whilst living/being in a capitalist economy
Ever since the USSR ended, I've been comstipated in this new Federation.
by Soviet Ty August 23, 2016
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