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Convert Bitch

A woman who pretends to convert to Judaism but actually remains loyal to her previous religion . Usually Irish. They generally spawn children who are unkind
"Dude, Daniel's mom is a convert bitch!"
"Ya, and her son is a douche."
by ghostman1369 May 27, 2009
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two point conversion

Taking a break from watching a football game to take a shit, usually during half time, a commercial or while the game is paused on DVR.
I wanted to wait to half time but had to hit pause for a two point conversion after that huge bean burrito.
by Bobski27 September 12, 2010
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Self Conversation

when reading others previous comments on a post board, forum, bulliten, etc. you comment underneath them and just comment on the board(or whatever it is) to yourself about whatever they were saying or just something completely random a few times.
Clara: haha did you see that hottt guy?
(about 12 hours later...)
Danica: haha yeah he wasn't Clara!
Clara: yeah huh!

(about 36 hours later)
Isabella: I WANNA SEE WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE!!
Isabella: now, explain Clara and Danica, what did he look like!?
Isabella: I bet he was hot.
Isabella: Dude, did you guys see that one dude at the fair?

Isabella: Oh great. I have to go.
(about 2 hours later...)
Danica: Isabella, wow. You were having another Self Conversation.
Danica: Nice Job.
Danica: OH NO! Now I'm having one.
(bout 1 hour later..)
Clara: haha what losers.
by greenissocool14 August 22, 2009
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Direct Conversation

I think a direct conversation where peoples speak face to face or directly or straight conversation clears up alot of misunderstandings and confusion.
by Baseer Ahmed August 9, 2003
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converstoption

It's what happens when a conversation comes to a complete halt because someone said something.
"...and then he said that he really liked bunnies!"
"What?!? That came out of no where!"
"Yeah, I know! It was a total converstoption!"
by dreamerpix December 9, 2008
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Conversation plough

To plough on with a conversational monologue thats stopped interesting anyone anymore.
Usually realised when, having finished your point, you are met with a silent room and you have killed the conversation
Person :....so once Id edited the fstab I got it to recognise the DVD Drive!

*silence*

Person: Conversation plough?

Room: yeah.
by Agarag March 29, 2009
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Converse Cool Line

The faded white line that appears in the middle of the words "All Star" on the heel of old converse . The width of this line is directly proportional to your cool factor, as everyone knows cool people never have new shoes.
Guy no. 1: Hey bro, we should beat up that nerd over there.

Guy no. 2: Nah dude, have you seen his converse cool line? Its like... its so wide it completely encompasses the universe, implodes upon itself and then is reincarnated again on the heel of his shoes.

Guy no. 1: Oh yeah dude, that guy's totally cool.
by Mini Toasts April 26, 2011
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