going cones

(verb) When you take off your bra after a long day and don your favorite oversized sweatshirt. Your unsupported boobs, finally free from their containment, cheerfully poke the loose-fitting shirt outward — thus creating “cones.”

Similar to pulling a Jennifer Aniston, but in the comfort of home.

Girl 1: “How was your blind date?”
Girl 2: “Miserable. I’m going cones with some Netflix and ice cream to make up for it.”

by District May 1, 2018

Smash cones

To be smoking bongloads or pipeloads of cannabis, where the bowl is shaped like a cone.

Bro last night i was gonna smash cones with stoners on FB live, but my phone battery died.

by Danbridge August 14, 2018

twisted colossus

A EXTREME AIR TIME MACHINE WHERE U HAVE LOTS OF FUN AND GET A INTENSE DROP FELLING! by the time you know it the drop will be done

Yo bro lets go to twisted colossus

by TATSUUUU December 4, 2019

Reversed Colossus

When your obese partner rides you in the reverse cowgirl position.

Y’all, I experienced the Reversed Colossus last night when my obese sister hopped on my pecker and took me for a ride.

by Critical_Fail March 4, 2021

The big phat cones

Aiman has some big pointed coneys that are as high as everest wen he lies down.

Wow look theres everset, oh no its just my pal Aimans coneys.

by The Hurricane October 13, 2004

Game of Cones

An abandoned concept for a TV show in which various families of anthropomorphic traffic cones all manipulate and murder their enemies in order to assume their claim to the iron curb.

Every character you like on Game of Cones will probably die this season.

by Brotogé September 7, 2016

Jerry's sno cones

a good ass sno cone place in the hood of memphis thats is always crowded af

My mom wont let me drive to Jerry's sno cones alone, but I want a sno cone.

by Crazigals May 22, 2017