Columbus Christening

Originally from Columbus, Ohio, this act involves dumping a concoction of BBQ sauce and semen (preferably human) onto someone's head, simulating a Baptism.
"My girl wanted to feel like a born-again Christian, so I gave her the ol' Columbus Christening."
by akaRakxm September 28, 2023
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Columbus

When someone is applauded for doing a great job, but all the bad shit they did gets ignored.
As when Christopher Columbus was credited with discovering the new world, while his genocides of indigenous peoples are ignored.
Dude 1: "The Boss gave Marcus the promotion of Regional Manager"
Dude 2: "What? Isn't Marcus the guy with the lawsuits against him for sexual harassment?"
Dude 1: "Yep, totally Columbus"
by Mugiwara64 July 27, 2021
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east columbus

An area of the city of Columbus where it is so ghetto, it has regularly been called “100x worse than Youngstown, OH”. Imagine the city of Youngstown, then think worse.
Where do you live?

Youngstown

Oh, that’s not nearly as bad as East Columbus.
by Miles250 October 09, 2018
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Columbus Creamer

The act of shitting atop a second-party’s head in a manner similar to a soft-serve ice cream dispenser.

This act is related to the well-known “Cleveland steamer.”
Stacy, in an attempt to comfort Benny after going bald, gave him a quick Columbus creamer to cover his chrome-dome in the bedroom.
by starmandx January 11, 2025
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There are too many people. The principal looks like Abraham Lincoln. My sister used to have a crush on him wtf. The classes are okay depending on which ones you have. Other than that, it's pretty boring. There aren't many fights or a lot of drama so it's pretty okay.
Northside Highschool (Columbus GA) is so boring.
by Little Sweetmeat October 17, 2022
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Columbus Umbrella

The Columbus Umbrella is when you have intercourse with at least 2 other people and you urinate on one person, using their body to shield the other person from said urine.
Jeremy was so excited to get a Columbus Umbrella and protect Donald from my urine .
by Mr. Bungles June 08, 2022
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