Colonel's buttery spread

To soak a dude's legs and thighs with jazum as a condiment to flavour the flesh.

Chad doused Parker's white quivering thighs with a thick aromatic layer of Colonel's buttery spread.

by Erric Todd January 20, 2009

ColonelKlink

1. Supreme Nerd GOD of ARFCOM.
2. deity

All hail the mighty ColonelKlink.

by Almighty Klink March 30, 2005

colonel sanders

the act of grabbing a woman's arms and pulling them into a chicken wing shape and then having sex

I gave Jenny a colonel sanders last night and I think that I broke her arm

by zackattack98 November 29, 2011

colognely

The state of not wearing, owning, or smelling of cologne.

Man, i smell. I'm feeling pretty colognely

by unicorn wheelchairs November 15, 2010

cologney

when a person, particularly a man, smells intensely of cologne (in a negative way).

The girl almost passed out because of how cologney the man smelled.

by crispycrunchybacon :9 August 29, 2024

Colonel Power

Government teacher who thinks he can give kids detention for not doing hw. Doesnt realize senior year is over.

"Yo Colonel Power no one did the hw!"

by Barry G. April 4, 2004

colonel sanders

When you have intercourse with hot sauce on your penis. :)

after i gave her the colonel sanders she ran to the bathroom yelling "IT BURNS".

by BOOMERWASHERE February 14, 2009