CLUSTERFUCK

A DISCOMBOBULATING TRAFFIC JAM AT AN INTERSECTION IN AUSTIN TX. USUALLY HAPPENING AT LIGHTINING SPEED, THAT THOSE INVOLVED FREEZE IN AMAZEMENT.. FOLLOWED BY COLORFUL GESTURES AND OR LANGUAGE..

TRACY AND I WERE IN A NASTY CLUSTERFUCK ON 183

by RUMP/COCK/JOCKEY December 7, 2009

Clusterfuck

Military term now used by teenagers who like Dane Cook.

I was playing CoD and I was playing with a clusterfuck of n00bs

by BigAng November 14, 2009

clusterfuck

A chocolate candy bar filled with FUCK pellets. (sperm)

I filled your momma with large quantities of clusterfuck.

by Thomas Tank September 20, 2007

Clusterfuck

The combination of things one loves.

Guy 1: Dude! they took an ipod and a book and mashed it together!

Guy 2: What a clusterfuck!

by Empire Ants March 4, 2011

clusterfuck

one who needs the solidarity from a centain group - usually the group consists of other clusterfuck types all feeding from one another.

"oh shit! those delta kappa phi guys just overran the bar. what a bunch of clusterfucks"

by erikwh August 18, 2004

clusterfuck

When there is a group of people (a group of friends, usually) and some form of drama causes a member of the group to be alienated. Usually this person doesn't have any other friends to turn to, so now, he's essentially friendless because of drama.

The most common form of clusterfucking occurs when you have a group of friends where two of them are dating, but they break up, causing everyone in the group to hate one of the people who broke up.

Man, I've gotta get new friends so I can prevent myself getting clusterfucked.

by Eat My Teats May 5, 2008

Clusterfuck

A diamond cluster ring, with these economic times are considered clusterfucks because the small stones they put in these rings are worthless, yet they charge outrageous prices.

You bought me a clusterfuck

by 2tontone May 11, 2009