perl clutching

When someone insists on using perl in modern web sites because php is a fad.

Bill is such a perl clutcher he refuses to learn JavaScript.

Bill is perl clutching.

by SmashTheState May 30, 2023

Clutch King

Jamie Elliot, of the Collingwood football club

"The clutch king has done it once again!"

by Julesyyyyy July 23, 2023

clam clutch

1. (slang, derogatory) a gathering with many more women than men

2. the female equivalent to a sausage party

Surprisingly, it was quite a clam clutch at the gay bar.

by Koi_Boi May 26, 2018

Clutch Gang

to inform that "they" made an epic play

Wow That Is So Clutch Gang.

by GAYFUCKER900 March 10, 2021

clutch beta

Good advice. May be used sincerely or sarcastically. The term "beta" originates in the rock climbing community, where it refers to a preferred sequence of moves to successfully climb a route. See also protip and lifehack.

Alice: The highway is always backed up here. I like to take the next exit and use the surface streets.
Bob: Oooh, clutch beta! Thanks.

by drbronner February 26, 2018

clutch prep

The better version of khan academy! Clutch Prep is tailored to your course and even class, allowing you to study following along with the same exact material your professor is teaching!

clutch prep is the only reason I am passing orgo

by msjulia January 4, 2021

Meat clutch

It means your doing the most or u just dick riding

I’m playing the game why are you bothering me u just sitting right there meat clutching

by Idkssbbdd December 12, 2022