Clutch whore

A girl who dates a male purely on the fact he drives a car

Sophie is only going out with Rory because he can drive. Sophie is such a clutch whore

by Kenndog January 3, 2021

Clutch Up

To overcome or complete an outstanding piece work or effort in a short amount of time. Only very few possess this talent, but if said or used correctly, then that individual will succeed and strive for greatness undoubtedly. The word 'Clutch Up' is motivational in its own right and has a strong effect on the individuals mind and mental drive.

I clutched up seconds before the due date to submit my work!
I clutched up on my math test and aced it!
I managed to clutch up from an awkward situation
Don't worry, I'll clutch up.

by BolzeyInc. June 5, 2022

clutch gorilla

The sound people make during a close call.
Example; During a tied sports/video-game match when someone makes a close play.

"OHH OHH OHH OHHHHH OH!"

Sounds like Gorilla/Primate communication.

John was squealing like a clutch gorilla as he completed the final flag capture for his team with only 4 seconds left on the clock.

by BonerSunday August 29, 2014

Clutch King

Jamie Elliot, of the Collingwood football club

"The clutch king has done it once again!"

by Julesyyyyy July 23, 2023

perl clutching

When someone insists on using perl in modern web sites because php is a fad.

Bill is such a perl clutcher he refuses to learn JavaScript.

Bill is perl clutching.

by SmashTheState May 30, 2023

clutch minute

The very last minute you have to clutch and get to the bathroom before you cannot hold out any longer and shit your pants.

Guy 1: I entered the clutch minute yesterday luckily I got to the bathroom in time
Guy 2: I entered the clutch minute a couple years ago I didn't make it to the bathroom...

by Jorisim December 9, 2015

Sunday Clutch

The Sunday Clutch is an incredible feat where in one realizes all the shit thats due on Monday and gets his shit together, Sunday Clutch hours are usually from 7 pm - 4am. Side effects are mostly insomnia and lack of energy

John: Fuck dude did you sumbit the requirements?

Terry: Yeah John, I pulled a Sunday Clutch and I still have no sleep.

Person 3: That's amazing you need a fucking medal.

by phantomrdx June 19, 2016