1. A female or dog that literally physically holds onto you.
2. The worst case of a relationship or not actually a relationship 70% of the time. It starts off like any other relationship but the early symptoms are steep curve of attraction for the clinger so say they the subject female instantly wants a sexual relationship, they claim to love you, they quite literally fill your inbox or txt you at least 20 times a day up to 999 in severe cases though less is still subjected to extreme cases of anxiety, guilt and panic attacks, if your like me and already have anxiety you'll want to pay attention to the anti-clingy-female kit.
-Anti-anxiety agents like alcoholic beverages, xanax, etc. this will suppress your stress.
-Your cellphone carriers block number list
-Facebook privacy modifications
-Turn phone off in severe cases
2. The worst case of a relationship or not actually a relationship 70% of the time. It starts off like any other relationship but the early symptoms are steep curve of attraction for the clinger so say they the subject female instantly wants a sexual relationship, they claim to love you, they quite literally fill your inbox or txt you at least 20 times a day up to 999 in severe cases though less is still subjected to extreme cases of anxiety, guilt and panic attacks, if your like me and already have anxiety you'll want to pay attention to the anti-clingy-female kit.
-Anti-anxiety agents like alcoholic beverages, xanax, etc. this will suppress your stress.
-Your cellphone carriers block number list
-Facebook privacy modifications
-Turn phone off in severe cases
Kill me now I just accidentally caught a clingy-female in the ocean of woman. Fuck...brb throwing phone into wall and downing half a bottle of k-pins.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 February 20, 2011
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Anything that you can't quite remember the name of and expect people to know what you are talking about.
Hey where is our new office? Oh, it's over by the chingalinga.
You know where my little chingalinga went?
You know where my little chingalinga went?
by Scniper January 6, 2008
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Get the chingataso mug.What working stiffs do to their guns and their religion. We know this is true because that limp-wristed liberal stove lid, Barack O'Bama, AKA the Irish Jig, told us so.
That Irish Jig O'Bama says we working stiffs cling to our guns and our religion because we are too stupid and ignorant to be limp-wristed liberals. Actually, we cling to our guns and our religion because we are too smart to be limp-wristed liberals.
I'm not going to that dumb-ass liberal meeting. They won't let me cling to my gun in there.
I'm not going to that dumb-ass liberal meeting. They won't let me cling to my gun in there.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2008
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As soon as I take this shot, I'm going to call my favorite chingalosa - it's gonna be fun!
Wow, look at those two doing the chingalosa. That makes me horny!
Wow, look at those two doing the chingalosa. That makes me horny!
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A text message that makes you sick when you read it and is not appropriate to the relationship of the two texters
A text message that makes you sick when you read it and is not appropriate to the relationship of the two texters
by Carolsclinge February 6, 2018
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